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[cypezokyli]

lana wrote:

Hi Sotos

If you really are an 'Expert on Everything' I suggest you go to the CYProb Section where all the other 'Experts on Everything' inhabit. You will also be able to join the 'I am never wrong, they are never right people' as well as the 'Whatever I say is true, whatever they say is Propoganda'
members Smile

But they don't charge $100 an hour; you can listen to them for free!

Lana

i guess you have been in this forum for quite a while lana. you know us all too well

devil wrote:

The effects of transgenic modifications of coelenterate sczyphozoa on their sexual reproduction and their hermaphroditism.

sotos wrote:

he correct spelling is Scyphozoa and not sczyphozoa.

let us all praise the holy google

[Svetlana]

Hi cypezokyli

As Moderator for the CyProb Section, I visist the Asylum every day but it still scares me LOL!

Lana

[Svetlana]

Hi sotos

Can we have a lecture on how to grow seedless grapes?

Also, in English, why do the word 'flamable' and inflamable' mean the same thing?

How does the snowplough driver get to work?

Just to get you started, you understand!

lana

[devil]

Strange you should ask that, as those are exactly my qualifications. I have three PhDs plus one MSc, one BSc. These are respectively from the Heriot-Watt University, Edinburgh, the Harvard Medical School and for the bioinformatics, the Ecole polytechnique fédérale de Lausanne, MIT and the London School of Economics. I request you post the lecture on this thread for the edification of all to see, as it is relevant to the marine biotopes surrounding this island. As a subsidiary question, if you are able, may I ask what the effect is of the salinity and pollution of the water on these organisms, in view of the massive adjunct of polluted fresh water from the Nile, a few hundred km south of here?

[cypezokyli]

somehow i knew that u didnt just come up with that question, devil. i mean i had 3 unknown words in that sentence.

poor sotos... perhaps this time google will not provide the answer...

[devil]

Hi sotos

Can we have a lecture on how to grow seedless grapes?

Also, in English, why do the word 'flamable' and inflamable' mean the same thing?

How does the snowplough driver get to work?

Just to get you started, you understand!

lana

1, You buy a Thomson seedless grafted plant from your garden centre and plant it

2, In English, the words flamable and inflamable do not exist'
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3. He walks, uses langlauf skis or snowshoes (racquets)

[Sotos]

devil, thanks for submitting your resume. You also need to pass the following test in order to be admitted to my lectures. Please answer the following questions:

1) when two bacteria exchange genetic information, what is the process called?
2) In DNA, adenine pairs with thymine. But in RNA, what replaces thymine?
3) What is the process of converting an mRNA molecule to a protein called?
4) What on earth does a restriction enzyme do?
5) Why do women menstruate?
6) What is the difference between a toad and frog?
7) How many eyelids does a camel have?
8) How many kinds of insects die after stinging only once?
9) List three organisms that belong to the Arthropod Phylum
10) Name the only food that lasts and does not spoil

[cypezokyli]

sotos, excuse me.. but, stop playing smart.
the guy has a f***ing phd!!
bc if he starts asking questions - remember YOU are the lecturer - then you are going to start having problems


btw, how does it feel to be a lecturer ?

[michalis5354]

What are your qualifications sotos? I m interested to have a lecture on discovering fraudulent activities. This is an area associated with my new job and therefore I need some good techniques!

[city]

Please sign up for my lectures here. Fee $100 per hour. Thanks.

I didn't pay attention to this, but, Sotos, you aren't doing this
by any chance because you became a "lecturer" recently?

@ Lana good replies!