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[davidp]

A vicar heard from one of his parishioners that one of his three daughters had become 'A lady of the night'.
The vicar was of course disgusted with this information and when he returned home he called in his eldest daughter.
He removed his trousers,put his old man on the table and said to his daughter,"What is that?".
She replied "It's a prick Daddy".
The vicar went red with rage,he ordered his daughter out of their home telling her never to return.
He then called in his second daughter and did the same,and asked the same question to which she also replied "It's a prick Daddy".
Again the vicar ordered his daughter from their home telling her never to return.
He then called in his youngest daughter and again removed his trousers and asked the question,she looked carefully and said "Daddy that is where you wee wee from".
"Thank God" Said the vicar" At least one of my daughters is pure".Turning to the girl he said" I showed your two sisters this and they said it was a prick"
The girl again looked at her father and said "Eh! Call that a prick"!!!!!!