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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:53 pm

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Londonrake wrote:I always enjoy reading your “Renaissance” blog Milti. Just 4 weeks or so now to your first anniversary?

I will take your word on the sunrises. :shock: 8)

You’ll be pleased to hear that Milti’s jetty-fishing memoirs will be out in a 6-volume hardback and paperback soon! 8)


He should be careful about advertising his whereabouts (particularly on a 'Pier' by the sea) since there may be someone on the lookout for him, someone who has taken offence about his blasphemous condemnation of 'Islam' perhaps OR, maybe some person who may seek revenge for past activities which he is still accountable for OR, even someone who has had enough of his filthy insulting remarks :-

A word of caution... take care of he that may fish beside you, he may not be quite the 'Friend' you suppose him to be, stick to shallow waters lest you should end up in the drink with a fishing pole stuck up your jacksie. :lol: :lol:


I might take a walk along one of those piers one day. just minding my own business taking in the fresh air.


IF, whilst you are taking your stroll, you happen to see a person with a long dark beard, large sunglasses and obviously disguised also strolling, it will probably be me.
The clincher will be if I happen to have a couple of 'Sniffer Dogs' on leash and a large pole over my shoulder, I hope I get to him before either YOU or some devout follower of 'Islam' does.........the latter would be far too painful to watch !. :wink:
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Get Real! » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:03 pm

:shock: BREAKING NEWS: Milti’s jetty-fishing memoirs are now SOLD-OUT!

Could those long queues outside bookstores PLEASE disband in a civilized way and return next month when two billion copies should be ready?

Thanks.
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:52 pm

Easy to find me on the pier. I usually sit on my chair, a fold up table on my side, a glass and a bottle of red. What a way to fish !!
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:07 pm

miltiades wrote:Easy to find me on the pier. I usually sit on my chair, a fold up table on my side, a glass and a bottle of red. What a way to fish !!


Yeah !, and what a way to end up with a pole shoved up your jacksie. :lol:
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:19 pm

Pervert, did you convert to islam whilst in jail? They do say that most converts to this
brand of mythology do so while in prison.
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:36 pm

[quote="miltiades"]Pervert, did you convert to islam whilst in jail? They do say that most converts to this
brand of mythology do so while in prison.[/quote


]Good heavens !!, you've managed to respond without resorting to filthy language :o , more to the point, have YOU converted to some kind of faith ?, it would appear so if you have decided to dispense with the use of gross obscenities (on this holy sabbath perhaps). :? :?
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:38 pm

[quote="miltiades"]Pervert, did you convert to islam whilst in jail? They do say that most converts to this
brand of mythology do so while in prison.[/quote


]Good heavens !!, you've managed to respond without resorting to filthy language :o , more to the point, have YOU converted to some kind of faith ?, it would appear so if you have decided to dispense with the use of gross obscenities (on this holy sabbath perhaps). :? :?
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:50 pm

Heard you the first time pervert.
Unlike millions or even billions I have thus far resisted mental rape, brainwashing does not ....wash with me. If there was god dont you think he would protect little children from being killed or molested. By the way, do you know why god...created, my rear, billions of insects? Or poisonous snakes, or useless weeds ? I tell you why, because he was bored to bids and decided to have an insectorgy !!!
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:05 pm

miltiades wrote:Heard you the first time pervert.
Unlike millions or even billions I have thus far resisted mental rape, brainwashing does not ....wash with me. If there was god dont you think he would protect little children from being killed or molested. By the way, do you know why god...created, my rear, billions of insects? Or poisonous snakes, or useless weeds ? I tell you why, because he was bored to bids and decided to have an insectorgy !!!


Sorry about the double post, still feel a little inebriated after the 'St Patrick's Festivities', disappointed about your religious leanings, thought you might have decided to join 'Prince Harry's' bit of stuff and got yourself Baptized or something (you being a great admirer of the 'British Royalty and stuff) however, as is written in the 'Bible', "The Lord loves a sinner who comes to the flock" (or something like that), it's never too late you know. :wink:
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Paphitis » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:52 am

miltiades wrote:Easy to find me on the pier. I usually sit on my chair, a fold up table on my side, a glass and a bottle of red. What a way to fish !!


Wearing white socks and sandals too!

like a Charloui!
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