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[dms007]

2. WAX

now that is going to be very uneconomical considering the amount of hair the cypriot women have.

[andri_cy]

Androulla...alias andri_cy

Can you advice the forum of at least 3 simple ways, that a Cypriot woman could possibly do different, to succeed in her endeavours to emulate the Russian beauties we have come to adore, love and know?

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This is an attempt not to surpass but to at least come close to "even"


dms007..marikkou appreciates your inteligent contribution.
Perase yia kafen kanena proin. ehathikes. ezimosa tsie koullourka.

1. Wear sexier underwear like g-strings made of polyurethane composites. A baggy pair of knickers made of Lefkaritika that smell of kalamari is not a turn on.

2. WAX

3. Charge less.

Disclaimer: The above was not intended to cause any offence but in the unlikely event that a reader is lacking a sense of humour GG accepts no liability, financial or otherwise on any decisions made based on the above statements.

j'en na fero kolouri thikon mou na voutiso

The disclaimer was the best... lol

[Natty]

2. WAX

now that is going to be very uneconomical considering the amount of hair the cypriot women have.

True say!! As my sis say's!! hehehe

[fox]

Hey, camels back is a camels back...lets not split hair.!!!

well the problem is the hair

You could always wax the camel too!!!!!

[andri_cy]

You could always wax the camel too!!!!!

[MARIKKOU]

Kikapu, andry-cy......and others...

I do admire you in (some) ways....but you seem to forget that you are still
unable to overcome the fact that you still need to sit in the lavatory (toilet) seat every time nature calls.

At least for men the motion is 50% optional.

Recognizing at least this one disadvantage i treaded and respected all the men in my life with dignity.

dms007.... do not try to foul me...you have had relatively considerable success with Cypriot women over the years and do not try to hide that.

Good luck to you!

[andri_cy]

Thats all nice and dandy except for the part where Kikapu is a guy and he can pee standing too...

[dms007]

Recognizing at least this one disadvantage i treaded and respected all the men in my life with dignity.

disadvantage??

[Kikapu]

I do admire you in (some) ways....but you seem to forget that you are still
unable to overcome the fact that you still need to sit in the lavatory (toilet) seat every time nature calls. !

I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I mean, Margaret Thatcher use to do it standing up !!. At least, thats how the "Splitting Images" TV program use to show it.!!!

[Kikapu]

Thats all nice and dandy except for the part where Kikapu is a guy and he can pee standing too...

it's very handy, specially when I'm on my sail boat. Just got to make sure it's downwind, otherwise, end up getting my feet wet.!!