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Are Russian women realy....the benchmark for being HOT!

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Postby Kikapu » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:35 pm

Svetlana wrote:From the CyProb Section 'What was the Akritas Plan?' 251 posts
From Meet New People 'Are Russian women ..hot?' 298 posts

Says it all really :-)

Lana


You have a sense of humour..not bad.
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Postby dms007 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:38 pm

Can you advice the forum of at least 3 simple ways, that a Cypriot woman could possibly do different, to succeed in her endeavours to emulate the Russian beauties we have come to adore, love and know?


1. reduce the fat from around the butt.
2. be willing to learn and experiment.
3. shave!
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Postby andri_cy » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:35 pm

dms007 wrote:
Perase yia kafen kanena proin. ehathikes. ezimosa tsie koullourka.


translation please.



Come by for coffee one of these mornings. Havent seen you in a while. I made bread too.
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Postby MARIKKOU » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:58 am

Well done dms007

Your score at the questions are 100%

I wish you can have the same score of success with the Russian beauties!

It appears that you are able to make love on a camels back!

well done

your friend marikkouuuuuu
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Postby dms007 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:19 am

i wish i had atleast half the percentage of success with the cypriot women!

and is the coffee and bread still warm?
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Postby Kikapu » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:21 am

MARIKKOU wrote:It appears that you are able to make love on a camels back!


Hey, if you can satisfy a camel, you can satisfy any women, fat butt or not.!!
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Postby dms007 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:19 am

hey she said i can make love ON A camels back....not with a camel!!!
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Postby Kikapu » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:35 am

dms007 wrote:hey she said i can make love ON A camels back....not with a camel!!!


Hey, camels back is a camels back...lets not split hair.!!!
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Postby GG » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:44 am

MARIKKOU wrote:Androulla...alias andri_cy

Can you advice the forum of at least 3 simple ways, that a Cypriot woman could possibly do different, to succeed in her endeavours to emulate the Russian beauties we have come to adore, love and know?

1.
2.
3.

This is an attempt not to surpass but to at least come close to "even"


dms007..marikkou appreciates your inteligent contribution.
Perase yia kafen kanena proin. ehathikes. ezimosa tsie koullourka.


1. Wear sexier underwear like g-strings made of polyurethane composites. A baggy pair of knickers made of Lefkaritika that smell of kalamari is not a turn on.

2. WAX

3. Charge less.

Disclaimer: The above was not intended to cause any offence but in the unlikely event that a reader is lacking a sense of humour GG accepts no liability, financial or otherwise on any decisions made based on the above statements.

j'en na fero kolouri thikon mou na voutiso
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Postby dms007 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:36 pm

Hey, camels back is a camels back...lets not split hair.!!!

well the problem is the hair :wink:
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