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[Leonidas]

((I have not idea if you folks like these jokes or not. But I m plugging still. See you back in 2 weeks.))

An man from Paphos walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one
hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He says to the waiter,
"Gimme coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He
gets the Paphidian a tall mug of coffee, and he drinks it down in
one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts
it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Paphidian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand and a bucket of donkey manure in the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Gimme coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, man. We're still cleaning up your mess from
the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Paphidian smiles and says,
"Training for upper management position.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and
disappear for the rest of the day. How am I doin?"

[Sotos]

I have not idea if you folks like these jokes or not. But I m plugging still. See you back in 2 weeks

Hey, I like your jokes. They are almost as good as mine some times Where are you going for 2 weeks?

[Leonidas]

I have not idea if you folks like these jokes or not. But I m plugging still. See you back in 2 weeks

Hey, I like your jokes. They are almost as good as mine some times Where are you going for 2 weeks?

Somewhere warmer than here