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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:54 pm

Just for the record, having carried out extensive research into prostate cancer, I came to the conclusion , ( based on my personal research ) to ignore the bastard and carry on proudly as I did throughout my life, face life for what it is, not scared of the inevitable and ultimate last journey , proud of my manhood, my prowess , my incomparable charm, charisma and ...sex appeal :lol: :lol:
The trouble is I forgot why the hell it matters. :lol:

Folks, take it from an old timer, life begins and life ends, what you leave behind is what matters, your children, grandchildren :lol: , family. Death is inevitable, but I will be damned if death scares me, as I say to the pervert, I also say to death. Fuck off :lol: :lol:

My grandfather lived to be 104, I want to beat this record :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 06, 2016 10:12 pm

Lordo wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:...it produces an egg is which is like dust and once it attaches to the eye of a human

Botflies never "attach to the eye" so I don't know where you got that from... oh wait! Same place where you get the rest of your bullshit from:

You rear end... :lol:


i get a feeling your eyes are there gr.

any how, here it is.

That’s definitely an isolated case and I’ll bet a mosquito was the carrier of the egg.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Sep 06, 2016 10:33 pm

miltiades wrote:Just for the record, having carried out extensive research into prostate cancer, I came to the conclusion , ( based on my personal research ) to ignore the bastard and carry on proudly as I did throughout my life, face life for what it is, not scared of the inevitable and ultimate last journey , proud of my manhood, my prowess , my incomparable charm, charisma and ...sex appeal :lol: :lol:
The trouble is I forgot why the hell it matters. :lol:

Folks, take it from an old timer, life begins and life ends, what you leave behind is what matters, your children, grandchildren :lol: , family. Death is inevitable, but I will be damned if death scares me, as I say to the pervert, I also say to death. Fuck off :lol: :lol:

My grandfather lived to be 104, I want to beat this record :lol: :lol: :lol:


This new found 'Courage' that your words convey is a testament to the power of 'Allah the Merciful' who has recognized that your recent conversion to 'Islam' (since you accepted by responding to the name of Mustapha Kwiktug' which by his grace upon you I endowed) you will recall that as I informed you, you are a bad Muslim but nonetheless, "One of us now" and it is 'Haram' to discredit "One of your own".

Have a care 'Brother', for you should know that 'Allah the Merciful' sees ALL and will smite the blasphemer should he conduct himself in a manner which might lead him from the path of light into the realms of the darkness which is the abode of 'Shatan'. :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:18 am

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:...it produces an egg is which is like dust and once it attaches to the eye of a human

Botflies never "attach to the eye" so I don't know where you got that from... oh wait! Same place where you get the rest of your bullshit from:

You rear end... :lol:


i get a feeling your eyes are there gr.

any how, here it is.

That’s definitely an isolated case and I’ll bet a mosquito was the carrier of the egg.

no it was nt, it was in a dust storm. but hang on a minute you said they do not attach to the eye. reh vosgo you still dont understand what we are talking about.

did you see how uniformy the meteor explosion in russia felled the trees.does it look chaotic.

the forst picture was responsible for killing 95% of the speciaes on earth including the dianosours. what i want to know is how the hell did you srurvive.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:03 am

Schnauzer wrote:
miltiades wrote:Just for the record, having carried out extensive research into prostate cancer, I came to the conclusion , ( based on my personal research ) to ignore the bastard and carry on proudly as I did throughout my life, face life for what it is, not scared of the inevitable and ultimate last journey , proud of my manhood, my prowess , my incomparable charm, charisma and ...sex appeal :lol: :lol:
The trouble is I forgot why the hell it matters. :lol:

Folks, take it from an old timer, life begins and life ends, what you leave behind is what matters, your children, grandchildren :lol: , family. Death is inevitable, but I will be damned if death scares me, as I say to the pervert, I also say to death. Fuck off :lol: :lol:

My grandfather lived to be 104, I want to beat this record :lol: :lol: :lol:


This new found 'Courage' that your words convey is a testament to the power of 'Allah the Merciful' who has recognized that your recent conversion to 'Islam' (since you accepted by responding to the name of Mustapha Kwiktug' which by his grace upon you I endowed) you will recall that as I informed you, you are a bad Muslim but nonetheless, "One of us now" and it is 'Haram' to discredit "One of your own".

Have a care 'Brother', for you should know that 'Allah the Merciful' sees ALL and will smite the blasphemer should he conduct himself in a manner which might lead him from the path of light into the realms of the darkness which is the abode of 'Shatan'. :wink:

Pervert, go fuck your self!!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Tim Drayton » Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:15 am

Get Real! wrote:Those fools who question why God created one creature or the other need only ask one question…

“What kind of God would create an idiot like me?”

And in that I'd have to agree with you... :?


Yes, but God did create that idiot you despise. So why? If God is perfect and everything is God's intelligent design why did that perfect God create that imperfect idiot? You still haven't explained it.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Tim Drayton » Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:21 am

The warthog is generally considered to be an extremely unattractive animal in visual terms. If the universe was intelligently designed by God to achieve the maximum positive aesthetic effect, how do you explain this cock up? Since God is supposed to be perfect, it is tanatamount to denying the existence of God to say that he made a mistake.

A warthog:

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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:50 am

Tim Drayton wrote:The warthog is generally considered to be an extremely unattractive animal in visual terms. If the universe was intelligently designed by God to achieve the maximum positive aesthetic effect, how do you explain this cock up? Since God is supposed to be perfect, it is tanatamount to denying the existence of God to say that he made a mistake.

A warthog:

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This animal was " created" so that cockroaches, flies , mosquitoes, spiders, viruses would not be the only useless of the creators " creations ".
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby B25 » Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:31 am

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:...it produces an egg is which is like dust and once it attaches to the eye of a human

Botflies never "attach to the eye" so I don't know where you got that from... oh wait! Same place where you get the rest of your bullshit from:

You rear end... :lol:


i get a feeling your eyes are there gr.

any how, here it is.

That’s definitely an isolated case and I’ll bet a mosquito was the carrier of the egg.


GR mate, give it up, you can't win with these non believers, whatever you say, they demand proof. They, however, CANNOT prove that a GOD does not exist, for the believer it is enough to have this faith period. Save your time and effort.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:00 am

Lordo wrote:no it was nt, it was in a dust storm. but hang on a minute you said they do not attach to the eye. reh vosgo you still dont understand what we are talking about.

The botfly is not a nocturnal insect. In the daytime it’ll land from the top down on a person’s head, shoulders, or back and place an egg. It would never aim for the eye or come anywhere near the face. Idiots (mostly Americans) who go jungle trekking to places like Costa Rica or Bolivia without wearing a t-shirt and/or hat would be the most likely victims of botflies.

In this isolated case the most likely scenario is that a mosquito was sucking up blood from an animal like a cow or a horse and sucked up the egg. It later flew to the little girl while she slept and started sucking up blood near her eye and in the process transferred the egg.

Lordo wrote:did you see how uniformy the meteor explosion in russia felled the trees.does it look chaotic.

Yes it looks very chaotic and the direction of the force is pretty obvious.
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