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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:47 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Your car is also “governed” by the laws of physics but that doesn’t mean that its manufacturer didn’t manufacture it! :lol:

The difference is that the car manufacturer exists, GODS DO NOT EXIST apart from mentally brainwashed people such as you!

For a 4ft 8" dwarf you sure got a nerve… but then again, :idea: you’re so tiny you can’t see the universe just as an ant can’t see a person standing right next to it!


Let me say that I do not take kindly to psychopaths talking crap such as you and the pervert do.
What amazes me the most is that an individual such as you, on record for making disgusting comments about the dead, can have the audacity to proclaim that he is ....religious. You are a fucking insult to your religion you prick!
By the way, you never met me ( You surely will know when you do ) how the fuck do you know how big my villos is :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:13 pm

miltiades wrote:What amazes me the most is that an individual such as you, on record for making disgusting comments about the dead, can have the audacity to proclaim that he is ....religious.

Never have. It’s all in your head... but I doubt you know the meaning of the word.

miltiades wrote:By the way, you never met me ( You surely will know when you do ) how the fuck do you know how big my villos is :lol:

Is that what a noodle is called in the dwarf world? :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:46 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:What amazes me the most is that an individual such as you, on record for making disgusting comments about the dead, can have the audacity to proclaim that he is ....religious.

Never have. It’s all in your head... but I doubt you know the meaning of the word.

miltiades wrote:By the way, you never met me ( You surely will know when you do ) how the fuck do you know how big my villos is :lol:

Is that what a noodle is called in the dwarf world? :lol:

At long last, you are not religious !!! Just a ...psychopath :lol: :lol:
By the way, when are you .... declaring that famous war on Turkey ? :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby repulsewarrior » Sun Sep 04, 2016 8:02 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Lordo wrote: the universe is governed by the laws of physics dear boy.


Or vice versa.


...well said.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Sep 04, 2016 8:44 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Lordo wrote: the universe is governed by the laws of physics dear boy.


Or vice versa.


...well said.


Funny that, I never heard a word BUT, I would dispute both observations since one could not exist without the other. :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Sun Sep 04, 2016 9:08 pm

who says one cannot exist without the other, if there is one universe there must be another at least. As to laws of physics they must apply to all universes. i nominate gr to be fired in rocket to the nearest black hole so he can report to us what happens at the other side of the black hole. so at least his mizerable existance on this earth is not total waste of time. he will at least serve one very small purpse within his mizearble existance.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Sep 04, 2016 9:28 pm

Lordo wrote:who says one cannot exist without the other, if there is one universe there must be another at least. As to laws of physics they must apply to all universes. i nominate gr to be fired in rocket to the nearest black hole so he can report to us what happens at the other side of the black hole. so at least his mizerable existance on this earth is not total waste of time. he will at least serve one very small purpse within his mizearble existance.


Therefore, methinks the one could not exist without the other. :idea:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sun Sep 04, 2016 9:50 pm

Lordo wrote:who says one cannot exist without the other, if there is one universe there must be another at least.

:? Based on what? :roll:

Lordo wrote: As to laws of physics they must apply to all universes.

What laws of physics and green horses are you talking about? :lol: Your Earthly physics may not necessarily be valid elsewhere and they most likely won't be.

ie: On Earth you weigh around 80kg but if you were to land on the sun (without burning your arse) you'd weight about 1,000kg!

Your "physics" have just gone out the window and you're still in the same solar system! :)

When it comes to the universe it seems that the only guarantee is that we can never guess anything about it.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Sun Sep 04, 2016 9:58 pm

you are so simple, gravity determins how much you weigh and it is one of the laws of physics. no matter where you are you will have some weight except in a space craft travelling in the universe then you are weightless as the gravity applying to you is negligible, nobody said it would be the same you stupid arse. you aint got a clue what you are talking about.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sun Sep 04, 2016 10:03 pm

Lordo wrote:you are so simple, gravity determins how much you weigh and it is one of the laws of physics. no matter where you are you will have some weight except in a space craft travelling in the universe then you are weightless as the gravity applying to you is negligible, nobody said it would be the same you stupid arse. you aint got a clue what you are talking about.

I gave you a small taste of your physics going haywire right in your solar neighborhood, let alone traveling to other galaxies or clusters thereof! :roll:
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