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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:34 pm

Schnauzer wrote:[\quote="miltiades"]
Would this ....merciful imaginary god that you mentioned above be the same as this one:

All who curse father or mother shall be put to death; having cursed father or mother, their blood is upon them.


[\quote="Schnauzer]

I absolutely agree with this judgement, such unworthiness deserves nothing less.[/quote]

[\quote="miltiades"]

If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbour, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death. The man who lies with his father's wife has uncovered his father's nakedness; both of them shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.[/quote]

[\quote="Schnauzer"]

This also is a just reward for such disrespectful behaviour. [/quote]

[\quote="miltiades"]

For six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a holy Sabbath of solemn rest to the Lord; whoever does any work on it shall BE PUY TO DEATH. !!!! Fuck that, I'm not doing Sundays anymore :lol: :lol: [/quote]

[\quote="Schnauzer]

If THAT be the 'Law' of the times, then it should be obeyed and the judgments (all of them) were known to those who lived within the confines of the 'Laws' that governed them.

Harsh (to US perhaps) but probably a sight more effective in those times than those WE are obliged to abide by these days.{/quote] (imho) :wink:[/quote]
Merciful :lol: :lol: What a load of baloney :lol:
Time you grow up and stop believing these shit.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Cap » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:11 pm

Thing I love about Atheists.Always makes me laugh.

Tough guys against Christians, shit their pants against Moolahs.

They'll profess their Atheism with a smug face, regurgitate every blasphemy they can think of against Christians. (easy Targets)
But when it comes to Muslims...... tail between their legs. lol
The Moolah spawn - come Atheist, who started this thread is a fine example.

Max, do you know they'll separate your head from your shoulders in occupied Kurdistan?
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Zenon33 » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:57 pm

Cap wrote:Thing I love about Atheists.Always makes me laugh.

Tough guys against Christians, shit their pants against Moolahs.

They'll profess their Atheism with a smug face, regurgitate every blasphemy they can think of against Christians. (easy Targets)
But when it comes to Muslims...... tail between their legs. lol
The Moolah spawn - come Atheist, who started this thread is a fine example.

Max, do you know they'll separate your head from your shoulders in occupied Kurdistan?



Moolahs are good people :roll:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Atheist » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:51 am

Cap wrote:Thing I love about Atheists.Always makes me laugh.

Tough guys against Christians, shit their pants against Moolahs.

They'll profess their Atheism with a smug face, regurgitate every blasphemy they can think of against Christians. (easy Targets)
But when it comes to Muslims...... tail between their legs. lol
The Moolah spawn - come Atheist, who started this thread is a fine example.

Max, do you know they'll separate your head from your shoulders in occupied Kurdistan?


In "occupied Kurdistan" they would separate your head from your shoulders as well. So when are you going there to profess your beliefs if you are so brave?

Or maybe you would prefer if we had such a theocracy in Cyprus as well so you could also cut heads? Don't confuse Cyprus with Europe as a whole. In France, for example, 40% of people are atheists, while only 27% believe in a God. If we have all been theists like you then Europe wouldn't be much different from the Middle East.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sun Sep 04, 2016 7:08 am

Atheism isn’t really an opinion about the existence of God but rather a display of anger at Man’s religion, and I don’t blame them for this anger for Man has used and abused scripture from the very onset, but we must direct this anger at the real culprit which is none other than Man, not the power responsible for the universe.

Now here’s a little test for you that proves that you are NOT an atheist… (tick those that are true or false)

1. The universe is *there* (visible and tangible) and we are a part of it.

2. The universe is phenomenally huge and spectacular… miraculous even!

3. The universe had to have come about and be governed by *something*.

Who can disagree with any of the above simple statements?

They are FACTS after all, so congratulations… at the very least you *are* a pantheist and not an atheist! :)
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:30 pm

too furquine right. the universe is governed by the laws of physics dear boy.

now have you registered for primary school yet.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:51 pm

Lordo wrote:too furquine right. the universe is governed by the laws of physics dear boy.

now have you registered for primary school yet.

You car is also “governed” by the laws of physics but that doesn’t mean that its manufacturer didn’t manufacture it! :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sun Sep 04, 2016 2:01 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:too furquine right. the universe is governed by the laws of physics dear boy.

now have you registered for primary school yet.

You car is also “governed” by the laws of physics but that doesn’t mean that its manufacturer didn’t manufacture it! :lol:

The difference is that the car manufacturer exists, GODS DO NOT EXIST apart from mentally brainwashed people such as you!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sun Sep 04, 2016 3:04 pm

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Your car is also “governed” by the laws of physics but that doesn’t mean that its manufacturer didn’t manufacture it! :lol:

The difference is that the car manufacturer exists, GODS DO NOT EXIST apart from mentally brainwashed people such as you!

For a 4ft 8" dwarf you sure got a nerve… but then again, :idea: you’re so tiny you can’t see the universe just as an ant can’t see a person standing right next to it!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:35 pm

Lordo wrote: the universe is governed by the laws of physics dear boy.


Or vice versa.
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