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[Schnauzer]

Moses in a swimming race

In the midst of all this disharmony, the 'Good Lord' inspired "mistermax" to intervene and introduce a little levity into the fray.

Must say (upon my return from some very arduous experiences) I find this cartoon absolutely hilarious., well done .,

[repulsewarrior]

How long has Earth harbored life? Chemical signatures found in hardy microscopic crystals called zircons point to a beginning about 4.1 billion years ago. But finding fossilized remains of microbes—undoubtedly the creature of the day—is a far more difficult task. Now, scientists say they have identified fossilized microbial mats, called stromatolites, in Greenland that date to about 3.7 billion years ago—nearly 300 million years older than the previous fossil record holder. The find may help guide scientists searching for life on other planets.

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/08/ ... land-rocks

[B25]

Moses in a swimming race

In the midst of all this disharmony, the 'Good Lord' inspired "mistermax" to intervene and introduce a little levity into the fray.

Must say (upon my return from some very arduous experiences) I find this cartoon absolutely hilarious., well done .,

Welcome back you old dog!

[Schnauzer]

Thank you for your welcome B25.., as I furtively step into the realm of they who see fit to advertise their impiety with such obvious disrespect for those who might wish to observe and preserve the fundamental decencies which attend the written 'Paths of Righteousness', I find myself (metaphorically) in a position somewhat similar to 'Daniel in the Lion's Den' where only the intervention of 'The Almighty' delivered HIM from the savagery of the 'Natural Beast'.

Since the proponents of THIS particular subject have resorted to such venom and ridicule in expressing their views rather than adopting a more civilized and acceptable approach to it, one could be forgiven for concluding that they are 'Unnatural' and therefore place themselves below the status of anything 'Natural'., NOT because they are at odds with those who believe in the existence of a 'GOD' but because of their obvious lack of consideration for the millions of their fellow 'Humans' who have little else but their faiths (be they whatsoever they may) to sustain them through troubled times.

I am greatly surprised that such a degree of 'Prejudice' (since that is what it amounts to) is so rife among those who uphold the 'Theory' that there is no 'Almighty Creator' whilst 'Humanity' struggles to find it's way through the 'Clouds of Ignorance' wherein it is obliged to reside.

An 'Agnostic' will at least admit that it is NOT possible to prove positively and definitely that there is NO 'Almighty Creator', the 'Atheist' does not possess even THAT modicum of respect, either for Him/Herself or others that may be offended by their blasphemies etc.

DO remember, there may be young children and others less fortunate viewing the pages of this 'Forum', I personally think there has been enough taken away from them already. I

[miltiades]

Exodus 21:20-21

"20 When a slave-owner strikes a male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately, the owner shall be punished. 21But if the slave survives for a day or two, there is no punishment; for the slave is the owner’s property."

Genesis 38:8-10

"8Then Judah said to Onan, ‘Go in to your brother’s wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her; raise up offspring for your brother.’ 9But since Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, he spilled his semen on the ground whenever he went in to his brother’s wife, so that he would not give offspring to his brother. 10What he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also."

" Isaiah 13:13-16


13 Therefore I will make the heavens tremble,
and the earth will be shaken out of its place,
at the wrath of the Lord of hosts
on the day of his fierce anger.
14 Like a hunted gazelle,
or like sheep with no one to gather them,
all will turn to their own people,
and all will flee to their own lands.
15 Whoever is found will be thrust through,
and whoever is caught will fall by the sword.
16 Their infants will be dashed to pieces
before their eyes;
their houses will be plundered,
and their wives ravished."

With nonsense such as above is it not "righteous " for those of us who have seen the light to broadcast end expose this man made philosophy ?

Here is another:
" 1Timothy 2:11-12

"11Let a woman* learn in silence with full submission. 12I permit no woman* to teach or to have authority over a man;* she is to keep silent."

What absolute nonsense!!

[Schnauzer]

As is written :- "Thou shalt ne'er expect more from a Swine than a GRUNT".

Perhaps you might like to add THAT to your extensive list of 'Biblical Extractions'.

[miltiades]

As is written :- "Thou shalt ne'er expect more from a Swine than a GRUNT".

Perhaps you might like to add THAT to your extensive list of 'Biblical Extractions'.

Although you have converted to the Islamic faith, no doubt you are aware that much of the Christian Old Testament is exactly to that of the Islamic religion. Both, in fact all of the so called religious holy books are nothing more than mythological nonsense written down over hundreds of years by medieval men, mostly disturbed and not in a position to have undertaken any real research.

Santa is as much " real" as all the other gods put together.

[Schnauzer]

As is written :- "Thou shalt ne'er expect more from a Swine than a GRUNT".

Perhaps you might like to add THAT to your extensive list of 'Biblical Extractions'.

Although you have converted to the Islamic faith, no doubt you are aware that much of the Christian Old Testament is exactly to that of the Islamic religion. Both, in fact all of the so called religious holy books are nothing more than mythological nonsense written down over hundreds of years by medieval men, mostly disturbed and not in a position to have undertaken any real research.

Santa is as much " real" as all the other gods put together.

Well, as expected, it didn't take long for you to get your snout in the trough !.

On a more serious note :- YOU (by virtue of the fact that I endowed you with the Islamic name of 'Mustapha Kwiktug' ) are now Muslim.

I will explain the fundamental implications of your new 'Status' as simply as possible.

When one chooses a Dog for a companion, it is customary to give it a name and for our purpose let us assume we wish to call him 'Rover', once the Dog responds to his name, he becomes 'Rover' from that day forth.

Accordingly (in the Tenets of Islam) once one responds to his Islamic NAME, he becomes one of the faithful AND, since you HAVE in a previous post responded (albeit laced with your customary insults and abuse) to the name I endowed upon you in the name of 'Allah' , you are NOW a 'Muslim'.

You are of course a 'Bad Muslim' BUT, with the assistance and blessings of 'Allah the Merciful' it is now my duty to guide you through the fog of your indifference to the feelings of your fellow man.

I suggest you should obtain a copy of the 'Holy Qu'ran' and commence the study of it immediately (there is still hope for you) and please remember to place the book uppermost on your bookshelf, it is a sign of respect for the faith you have embraced.

[miltiades]

Would this ....merciful imaginary god that you mentioned above be the same as this one:
All who curse father or mother shall be put to death; having cursed father or mother, their blood is upon them.

If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbour, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death. The man who lies with his father's wife has uncovered his father's nakedness; both of them shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Illusionary, medieval, ludicrous, mythological crap!!
Merciful you say ?
All the poor bastard did was to work on the Sabbath !!!
Here is Gods' / Allah's punishment :
Exodus 35:2

2 For six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a holy Sabbath of solemn rest to the Lord; whoever does any work on it shall BE PUY TO DEATH. !!!! Fuck that, I'm not doing Sundays anymore
Merciful indeed. Look ,can you not use objective logic and accept that god or multiple of goods were created by stone age man.
AMEN !!

[Schnauzer]

[\quote="miltiades"]
Would this ....merciful imaginary god that you mentioned above be the same as this one:

All who curse father or mother shall be put to death; having cursed father or mother, their blood is upon them. [/quote]

[\quote="Schnauzer]

I absolutely agree with this judgement, such unworthiness deserves nothing less.[/quote]

[\quote="miltiades"]

If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbour, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death. The man who lies with his father's wife has uncovered his father's nakedness; both of them shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.[/quote]

[\quote="Schnauzer"]

This also is a just reward for such disrespectful behaviour. [/quote]

[\quote="miltiades"]

For six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a holy Sabbath of solemn rest to the Lord; whoever does any work on it shall BE PUY TO DEATH. !!!! Fuck that, I'm not doing Sundays anymore [/quote]

[\quote="Schnauzer]

If THAT be the 'Law' of the times, then it should be obeyed and the judgments (all of them) were known to those who lived within the confines of the 'Laws' that governed them.

Harsh (to US perhaps) but probably a sight more effective in those times than those WE are obliged to abide by these days.{/quote] (imho)