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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:45 am

miltiades wrote:The Bible is a book written thousands of years ago by primitive men. A book that advocates senseless murder, slavery and the oppression of women has no place in our society today. It is time for us to recognize this simple fact.

The uneducated should never have access to the Bible or the Quran, just as you don’t give a gun to a child or a madman.

It’s a simple as that… :lol:

Interpreting 3,000 year old scripture as instructions issued to YOU personally, is the tale tell sign that you just don’t have the mental capacity to handle such literature.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:58 am

Get Real! wrote:Anyway,

I believe the truth lies somewhere in the middle between Pantheism and Theism because Albert’s stance was too dry while the Church’s stance is too wet, if you can understand my metaphors…

The reason I believe Albert was wrong is because if God didn’t have any special intentions for Man then he wouldn’t have made Man so unique and superior to all other living beings.

The difference in intelligence and thus potential, between Man and the next most intelligent creature is massive and that cannot be by accident!

All other creatures on this planet seem to be pre-programmed (“hard-coded” or “hard-wired”) for a fixed set of behaviors with a very limited capacity to learn anything outside of its basic needs.

Man on the other hand is a true LEARNING MACHINE that can store information, record information, arrange and sort information, retrieve information, and use its stored knowledge base to build further knowledge!

Not even the most advanced computer can come anywhere near Man’s abilities for we have repeatedly tried and failed to simulate the human brain.

Albert seems to have overlooked one of God’s greatest additions to the universe… Man; that complex learning machine that has the capacity to contemplate the universe and the creator himself.

hang on a mo gr god did nor make man superior at all compared to other living things, only a a hundred thousand years ago man was part of the food chain and still is. then man lived like chimps of today. so god clearly did not create the mankind we have today evolution did which brings us back to darwin. if god had created us and there was no evolution we would be the same as we were 3 million years ago like lucy in east africa.

before mankind dinosaurs ruled the world. we will not even need a meteor to cause mankind destruction, mankind will do that all by themselves.

how does your god explain why most of mankind cannot survive aids virus and yet there are people in east africa who can. now that is evolution, in a million years only their relatives will survive.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:17 am

Lordo wrote:hang on a mo gr god did nor make man superior at all compared to other living things, only a a hundred thousand years ago man was part of the food chain and still is. then man lived like chimps of today. so god clearly did not create the mankind we have today evolution did which brings us back to darwin. if god had created us and there was no evolution we would be the same as we were 3 million years ago like lucy in east africa.

I think it’s pretty obvious that I’m not into any of that Darwinist baloney so for me everything is EXACTLY as it was when God first created it and I see absolutely no reason or any room for “evolution” to have existed.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:26 am

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:The Bible is a book written thousands of years ago by primitive men. A book that advocates senseless murder, slavery and the oppression of women has no place in our society today. It is time for us to recognize this simple fact.

The uneducated should never have access to the Bible or the Quran, just as you don’t give a gun to a child or a madman.

It’s a simple as that… :lol:

Interpreting 3,000 year old scripture as instructions issued to YOU personally, is the tale tell sign that you just don’t have the mental capacity to handle such literature.

There is nothing more blatantly stupid as a poorly educated moron such as you spouting nonsense trying to convince anyone that a creator exists. Read the bible you ignorant peasant, use logic, that's if you have any, be objective, remove any pre conceived notions relating to the existence of god, then once you have read it come and tell us why the all mighty, my arse, had to revert to mass murders just to alter the mind of one of his....creations.
Religion is the curse of humanity, an illusion, a preposterous assumption based on fear and in your case utter stupidity.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:31 am

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:The Bible is a book written thousands of years ago by primitive men. A book that advocates senseless murder, slavery and the oppression of women has no place in our society today. It is time for us to recognize this simple fact.

The uneducated should never have access to the Bible or the Quran, just as you don’t give a gun to a child or a madman.

It’s a simple as that… :lol:

Interpreting 3,000 year old scripture as instructions issued to YOU personally, is the tale tell sign that you just don’t have the mental capacity to handle such literature.

There is nothing more blatantly stupid as a poorly educated moron such as you spouting nonsense trying to convince anyone that a creator exists. Read the bible you ignorant peasant, use logic, that's if you have any, be objective, remove any pre conceived notions relating to the existence of god, then once you have read it come and tell us why the all mighty, my arse, had to revert to mass murders just to alter the mind of one of his....creations.
Religion is the curse of humanity, an illusion, a preposterous assumption based on fear and in your case utter stupidity.

Seeing that you interpret scripture as instructions issued to you personally then that’s the evidence of someone NOT suitable for access to books like the Bible.

You’re just proving that you’re no different to ISIS who believe that ancient books are talking to them and advocating murders, slavery and what have you! :)
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:41 am

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:The Bible is a book written thousands of years ago by primitive men. A book that advocates senseless murder, slavery and the oppression of women has no place in our society today. It is time for us to recognize this simple fact.

The uneducated should never have access to the Bible or the Quran, just as you don’t give a gun to a child or a madman.

It’s a simple as that… :lol:

Interpreting 3,000 year old scripture as instructions issued to YOU personally, is the tale tell sign that you just don’t have the mental capacity to handle such literature.

There is nothing more blatantly stupid as a poorly educated moron such as you spouting nonsense trying to convince anyone that a creator exists. Read the bible you ignorant peasant, use logic, that's if you have any, be objective, remove any pre conceived notions relating to the existence of god, then once you have read it come and tell us why the all mighty, my arse, had to revert to mass murders just to alter the mind of one of his....creations.
Religion is the curse of humanity, an illusion, a preposterous assumption based on fear and in your case utter stupidity.

Seeing that you interpret scripture as instructions issued to you personally then that’s the evidence of someone NOT suitable for access to books like the Bible.

You’re just proving that you’re no different to ISIS who believe that ancient books are talking to them and advocating murders, slavery and what have you! :)

I did not write the scriptures, primitive psychopaths did:
Should we kill?

Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
Leviticus 24:17 "And he that killeth any man shall surely be put to death."
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Exodus 32:27 "Thus sayeth the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, . . . and slay every man his brother, . . . companion, . . . neighbor."
I Samuel 6:19 " . . . and the people lamented because the Lord had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter."
I Samuel 15:2,3,7,8 "Thus saith the Lord . . . Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. . . . And Saul smote the Amalekites . . . and utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword."
Numbers 15:36 "And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses."
Hosea 13:16 "they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with children shall be ripped up."
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:48 am

miltiades wrote:Exodus 32:27 "Thus sayeth the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, . . . and slay every man his brother, . . . companion, . . . neighbor."
I Samuel 6:19 " . . . and the people lamented because the Lord had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter."
I Samuel 15:2,3,7,8 "Thus saith the Lord . . . Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. . . . And Saul smote the Amalekites . . . and utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword."
Numbers 15:36 "And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses."
Hosea 13:16 "they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with children shall be ripped up."

I don’t see any instructions being issued to YOU today from any of the above quotes you posted.

If it’s causing you so much stress and confusion then perhaps you shouldn’t be reading it.

Think about it… go buy a Beano or a Dandy and relax.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:06 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:Exodus 32:27 "Thus sayeth the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, . . . and slay every man his brother, . . . companion, . . . neighbor."
I Samuel 6:19 " . . . and the people lamented because the Lord had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter."
I Samuel 15:2,3,7,8 "Thus saith the Lord . . . Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. . . . And Saul smote the Amalekites . . . and utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword."
Numbers 15:36 "And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses."
Hosea 13:16 "they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with children shall be ripped up."

I don’t see any instructions being issued to YOU today from any of the above quotes you posted.

If it’s causing you so much stress and confusion then perhaps you shouldn’t be reading it.

Think about it… go buy a Beano or a Dandy and relax.

Unlike you, I'm not the least distressed, I'm liberated from the mythological constrains that you are obviously suffering from .You are a nasty piece of work and a stigma on your ....illusionary ...creator. I never forget what a ....good Christian such as you asked me to do some time back. Go and ...pray for forgiveness NOW ! :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:35 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:hang on a mo gr god did nor make man superior at all compared to other living things, only a a hundred thousand years ago man was part of the food chain and still is. then man lived like chimps of today. so god clearly did not create the mankind we have today evolution did which brings us back to darwin. if god had created us and there was no evolution we would be the same as we were 3 million years ago like lucy in east africa.

I think it’s pretty obvious that I’m not into any of that Darwinist baloney so for me everything is EXACTLY as it was when God first created it and I see absolutely no reason or any room for “evolution” to have existed.

then you need to go back to school boy year 1 primary school you hear. and this time pay a little more attention.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:56 pm

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:Exodus 32:27 "Thus sayeth the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, . . . and slay every man his brother, . . . companion, . . . neighbor."
I Samuel 6:19 " . . . and the people lamented because the Lord had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter."
I Samuel 15:2,3,7,8 "Thus saith the Lord . . . Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. . . . And Saul smote the Amalekites . . . and utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword."
Numbers 15:36 "And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses."
Hosea 13:16 "they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with children shall be ripped up."

I don’t see any instructions being issued to YOU today from any of the above quotes you posted.

If it’s causing you so much stress and confusion then perhaps you shouldn’t be reading it.

Think about it… go buy a Beano or a Dandy and relax.

Unlike you, I'm not the least distressed, I'm liberated from the mythological constrains that you are obviously suffering from .You are a nasty piece of work and a stigma on your ....illusionary ...creator. I never forget what a ....good Christian such as you asked me to do some time back. Go and ...pray for forgiveness NOW ! :lol:

no good giving him hope there is no god and no forgiveness
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