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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:09 pm

mistermax wrote:
Lordo wrote:
mistermax wrote:how old was virgin Mary when her parents accepted Josef to be her husband?

was it 12 or 13 or was it 8. so we know where the tradion of child brides came from.


you read my mind, pal! :wink: :twisted:


Well, if reading your "mind" is all the evidence that is required, then we can understand why there are so many holes in your arguments.

The only indication in the Bible as to Mary's age was that she was "among women" - which means she was at least a teenager and more otherwise her 'virgin-hood' would not have needed to be stressed.

Furthermore, according to your Quran, Mary was 1,500 years old when she had Jesus.

:roll:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Mon Aug 29, 2016 5:07 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
mistermax wrote:
Lordo wrote:
mistermax wrote:how old was virgin Mary when her parents accepted Josef to be her husband?

was it 12 or 13 or was it 8. so we know where the tradition of child brides came from.


you read my mind, pal! :wink: :twisted:


Well, if reading your "mind" is all the evidence that is required, then we can understand why there are so many holes in your arguments.

The only indication in the Bible as to Mary's age was that she was "among women" - which means she was at least a teenager and more otherwise her 'virgin-hood' would not have needed to be stressed.

Furthermore, according to your Quran, Mary was 1,500 years old when she had Jesus.

:roll:

the reverse is more logical, she was so young that she could have only been a virgin. you do realise at this time sex outside wedlock would mean being stoned to death. who would have not claimed being a virgin. and pigs will fly too. sooner or later in a few billion years time. god will feel sorry for them and give them wings.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:18 pm

Lordo wrote: she was so young that she could have only been a virgin. you do realise at this time sex outside wedlock would mean being stoned to death. who would have not claimed being a virgin. and pigs will fly too. sooner or later in a few billion years time. god will feel sorry for them and give them wings.


Ok, Question number 2. How old was Josef when he bought, emm....married Virgin Mary?
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:52 pm

mistermax wrote:
Lordo wrote: she was so young that she could have only been a virgin. you do realise at this time sex outside wedlock would mean being stoned to death. who would have not claimed being a virgin. and pigs will fly too. sooner or later in a few billion years time. god will feel sorry for them and give them wings.


Ok, Question number 2. How old was Josef when he bought, emm....married Virgin Mary?


According to another mythological book, the Quran, Joseph was 1500 years old :lol: :lol:
Also according to the ...holy book Mary also was 1500 years old :lol: :lol:

"According to the Bible, Mary was a teenager. But according to the Quran, Mary was about 1,500 years old,!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:57 pm

miltiades wrote:
mistermax wrote:
Lordo wrote: she was so young that she could have only been a virgin. you do realise at this time sex outside wedlock would mean being stoned to death. who would have not claimed being a virgin. and pigs will fly too. sooner or later in a few billion years time. god will feel sorry for them and give them wings.


Ok, Question number 2. How old was Josef when he bought, emm....married Virgin Mary?


According to another mythological book, the Quran, Joseph was 1500 years old :lol: :lol:
Also according to the ...holy book Mary also was 1500 years old :lol: :lol:

"According to the Bible, Mary was a teenager. But according to the Quran, Mary was about 1,500 years old,!


According to bible ......

Patriarch Age Bible Reference
1 Adam 930 Genesis 5:4
2 Seth 912 Genesis 5:8
3 Enosh 905 Genesis 5:11
4 Cainan 910 Genesis 5:14
5 Mahalalel 895 Genesis 5:17
6 Jared 962 Genesis 5:20
7 Enoch 365 (translated) Genesis 5:23
8 Methuselah 969 Genesis 5:27
9 Lamech 777 Genesis 5:31
10 Noah 950


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:01 pm

Lordo wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
mistermax wrote:
Lordo wrote:
mistermax wrote:how old was virgin Mary when her parents accepted Josef to be her husband?

was it 12 or 13 or was it 8. so we know where the tradition of child brides came from.


you read my mind, pal! :wink: :twisted:


Well, if reading your "mind" is all the evidence that is required, then we can understand why there are so many holes in your arguments.

The only indication in the Bible as to Mary's age was that she was "among women" - which means she was at least a teenager and more otherwise her 'virgin-hood' would not have needed to be stressed.

Furthermore, according to your Quran, Mary was 1,500 years old when she had Jesus.

:roll:

the reverse is more logical, she was so young that she could have only been a virgin. you do realise at this time sex outside wedlock would mean being stoned to death. who would have not claimed being a virgin. and pigs will fly too. sooner or later in a few billion years time. god will feel sorry for them and give them wings.


The Bible states she was "among women" which means she was a woman.

Either that or she was 1,500 years old according to your sources ...
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby kurupetos » Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:06 pm

GIG, they can find all the answers if they bother to look for them. :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby mistermax » Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:28 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:[

Either that or she was 1,500 years old according to your sources ...



BS GIG, tu quoqe fallacy aint going to save the day for you. We are talking about Bible here. So, here what is written in the bible.

And the priest said to Joseph, You have been chosen by lot to take into your keeping the virgin of the Lord. But Joseph refused, saying: I have children, and I am an old man, and she is a young girl


Joseph was a paedophile.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:03 am

not only joseph but also the priest and all the other old men in the lot.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Aug 30, 2016 8:24 am

mistermax wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:[

Either that or she was 1,500 years old according to your sources ...



BS GIG, tu quoqe fallacy aint going to save the day for you. We are talking about Bible here. So, here what is written in the bible.

And the priest said to Joseph, You have been chosen by lot to take into your keeping the virgin of the Lord. But Joseph refused, saying: I have children, and I am an old man, and she is a young girl


Joseph was a paedophile.


Yeah, cos that's how 'pedophiles' operate. They refuse to have anything to do with young people. :P :roll:

No one is claiming she was not young (except the Quran/Koran - but maybe it's saying that if she was over 16 years old or so, she might as well have been 1,500 years old :roll: ).

The Bible clearly states she was woman. Young, maybe. But a woman (hence why her virginity had to be stressed - because she was not a child.)

Stop trying to justify the well-known pedophile acceptance laws of some ....
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