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The Ventriloquist

Postby Leonidas » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:27 am

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night
he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he is going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a
blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way.

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from
being respected at work and in the community and from reaching
our potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue
to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women
in general."

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,
and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
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