I take it you were not born in Cyprus, also I presume that in your entire life the probable maximum time you spent in Cyprus is about 3 months in total.
My daughter was born in London, English mother. She has lived in Cyprus for over 20 years. She loves the island and would not dream of living anywhere else.
My younger brother returned to Cyprus in 1991 after almost 30 years in London. He would never dream of living elsewhere. The same applied to my late sister, my late brother in law and my late father.
Over the years I average at least 7 trips per year to Cyprus, about 10 weeks in total.
I do not look Cypriot, my English accent is BBC , and in many respects I have adopted an English approach to most things. I know Cyprus, I doubt very much that you do or indeed if you are a good judge of life in Cyprus. To call Cyprus a third world country is frankly bizarre but you also praised the Arabic culture elevating it to a higher level than the western one. I rest my case.
By the way, and I hate to bring this up, but any thoughts on what to do with those humble pies you dished out recently