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[Paphitis]

Let's take it from the top.

Yes they chop off heads.

Yes, you can get flogged or have a limb amputated for being a pervert or a criminal.

Yes, only 7% of their income is from oil. Yes they are buying up expanding their income base because oil will run out.

Yes, every citizen is given land and a job in the public sector.

Yes they have culture!

Yes they have great music!

Yes they have great food.

Yes they are polite.

Yes, they are dictatorships, but also the most Socialist countries on the planet with free education and health.

The rest of you are swinging from tree to tree still! Good luck!

Maybe we can do with their dictatorships I reckon.

Not as if you have democracy anywhere else.

[Paphitis]

Yes they have 0% taxation!

And yet they still have free education and free universal health.

But they do give out clogging a and chop the odd head off.

Oh and you can't vote.

And yes, their elites have offshore shell companies in Mossack and Fonseca.

But every citizen gets free land and a job.

And yes, crime is non existent.

I want to be a citizen. But they won't let me!

The rest of you are swinging from tree to tree!

[Paphitis]

Yes children, let's all break it down!

So many resource rich countries but only into the pockets of the super wealthy!

And yet, the Gulf States are no different and they chop heads off and give out floggings!

But, free education and free universal health. And 0% taxation for the working classes. Total nirvana! Yes but the elites are still in Panama but I don't know why because taxation is 0%

Give me UAE, Qatar and KSA any day because the rest of you idiots are swinging from tree to tree!

Robin Hood, will you be moving now?

Have they proven that Dictatorships are better than democracy? Are the Arabs on the cusp of a better Utopian Socialist society everyone wants and the west think they have because everyone can vote?

I think it's time all Christians convert to Islam. What do ya reckon Kuru and Yoaloser?

Oh, and if you're a boy, you will want to use the male toilets, and if you're a Sheila, you will want to use the Sheila's toilets. What a civilization! Simples!

It must be the lack of supply of Crystal Meth. Yep, that's it because they would chop your head off that is why. So while all you monkeys are swinging from tree to tree, I just wonder just how many lives the odd head choppin goodness might save.

But don't ever tell me you are better than them because that is a load of rubbish!

[Paphitis]

Does a crystal Meth dealer have human rights anyway?

What about those who died from OD? Yes no HR for these poor buggers.

But that is ok, because the working class have rights, pay 0% in tax, get free land, and a job plus an Asian or Russian servant. The perfect Utopian Society all Guardian Readers want but don't know it if it hit them in the middle of the eyes.

Oh yes monkeys. Let's swing from tree to tree.

[Paphitis]

Rant over!

Food for thought if nothing else.

But before I go, does anyone on CF have the contact number of Mossack and Fonseca in Panama? I need to contact them ASAP!

Or maybe there is another firm I can contact which is a bit more under the radar!

[Paphitis]

Has anyone read Lord of the Rings?

Any good?

[Zenon33]

Arabs?. Superior?

[Robin Hood]

Arabs?. Superior?

Yes they're reliable trustworthy honest caring are considerate ...... and are your 'best friend forever' until the ink is dry on the contract and they have your money in the bank ....... and then they treat you in their 'so superior way' as a fool ..... like dog s**t!!!!

Experience says ....... I wouldn't trust one as far as I could throw him!!!

[Paphitis]

Arabs?. Superior?

Yes definitely superior mate! And 0% tax plus a utopian socialist society!

If you good, I might give you are banana!

[Paphitis]

Arabs?. Superior?

Yes they're reliable trustworthy honest caring are considerate ...... and are your 'best friend forever' until the ink is dry on the contract and they have your money in the bank ....... and then they treat you in their 'so superior way' as a fool ..... like dog s**t!!!!

Experience says ....... I wouldn't trust one as far as I could throw him!!!

Yes RH, you can trust them with your kids and the Mrs too.

When are we moving over mate? What could be better than the Bedouin life in this utopian society?