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[Robin Hood]

Paphitis:

Yes RH, you can trust them with your kids and the Mrs too.

Wow .... you seriously need some help! Only trust them with your wife, if she has a face like the ass end of a Camel ..... even then you will be taking a risk ..... as they are not fussy. Your children .... no problem if they are male, tall, muscular ..... and it helps to be armed ..... coz they are not very brave when faced with a bloody good hiding! If it is a daughter ..... just throw a bin bag over her head and she might just get away with it and it might help if she smells like a dead rat ..... but again. that's no guarantee of safety!

When are we moving over mate? What could be better than the Bedouin life in this utopian society?

Well Ghaddafi did it! So as you seem to have gone 'arab' maybe it would suit you, but I wouldn't suggest it to your wife just yet! Ghaddafi apparently he had a lovely tent .....all mod cons ..... air con/running water/ carpets/proper toilet (stand up type) and had it in a beautiful bit of the desert, all sand .... the biggest beach ever .......... and, some years ago now, your US buddies blew it to pieces, !

[Cap]

Superior to Greeks maybe.

[GreekIslandGirl]

Superior to Greeks maybe.

Of course a South African ignoramus would say that as he would be unaware of the many centuries Arabs spent trying to be like Greeks and translate their early work.

Idiot!

[Cap]

Superior to Greeks maybe.

Of course a South African ignoramus would say that as he would be unaware of the many centuries Arabs spent trying to be like Greeks and translate their early work.

Idiot!

IN CY we've got a term...

Poushtokalamara.
Nothing personal, it's just how we seperate the garbage.

[GreekIslandGirl]

Superior to Greeks maybe.

Of course a South African ignoramus would say that as he would be unaware of the many centuries Arabs spent trying to be like Greeks and translate their early work.

Idiot!

IN CY we've got a term...

Poushtokalamara.
Nothing personal, it's just how we seperate the garbage.

The garbage would have to be those recently arrived apartheid-pushing, racist settlers - from South Africa or Turkey. Same.

[Kikapu]

I want to be a citizen. But they won't let me!

Admit it Paphitis, that you just want to be able have 6 wives legally, isn't it?

[Paphitis]

Does anyone know if I would qualify for citizenship if I convert to Islam and marry a beautiful Arab girl?

Let's put it this way children!

Who would you prefer as your leader out of the following:

Obama, Hillary, Sanders, Trump, Anastasiades, Tsipras, Cameron, Turnbull, Christofias, Assad, Pootin

OR THIS LEGEND?



I know who I will choose!

Better than Churchill, Menzies, Roosevelt and Makarios no matter how you slice it (Pardon the pun).

[Paphitis]

Paphitis:

Yes RH, you can trust them with your kids and the Mrs too.

Wow .... you seriously need some help! Only trust them with your wife, if she has a face like the ass end of a Camel ..... even then you will be taking a risk ..... as they are not fussy. Your children .... no problem if they are male, tall, muscular ..... and it helps to be armed ..... coz they are not very brave when faced with a bloody good hiding! If it is a daughter ..... just throw a bin bag over her head and she might just get away with it and it might help if she smells like a dead rat ..... but again. that's no guarantee of safety!

When are we moving over mate? What could be better than the Bedouin life in this utopian society?

Well Ghaddafi did it! So as you seem to have gone 'arab' maybe it would suit you, but I wouldn't suggest it to your wife just yet! Ghaddafi apparently he had a lovely tent .....all mod cons ..... air con/running water/ carpets/proper toilet (stand up type) and had it in a beautiful bit of the desert, all sand .... the biggest beach ever .......... and, some years ago now, your US buddies blew it to pieces, !

Oh boy, your ignorance is appalling.

Sure, if you're happy living in a third world country that is just full of it and thinks they are better, while you get ripped off and walk on the PC eggshells laid out by the Lefty Socialists who are just busting everyone's guts.

If you drove a car (Ferrari) at 250kph in the UK, Australia, or Canada, you will end up in a high speed car chase, be on the prime time news, helicopters overhead and they would even mobilize snipers and tactical response units.

In the Arab World, the cops don't give a stuff. But they have highways with only about 5 cars within a 5 km radius. They build infrastructure whether they need it or not.

Oh yes, the Arabs are looking mighty fine to me. And the Imam's call to prayer is music to my ears and it actually caused me to want to go to a mosque. I am funny like that.

Oh and the women aren't a bunch of skanks either.

[Robin Hood]

Paphitis:

Oh boy, your ignorance is appalling.

How long did you live there to reach these conclusions? I don’t mean wining and dining and staying at 1st Class hotel .......... I mean REALLY living there and being with the local Arabs every day?

But Good news for you Paphitis, this cultural paradise you desire will be in a city/town near you soon!

You won’t have to leave Oz to make your wish of becoming an Arab come true ........ they are coming to you ........ and everywhere else by the look of it. You had better start learning Arabic though so you can read their rule book and you should also think about growing a beard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv05D3Y ... tml5=False

You are living in cloud cuckoo land, just like all the Islamists that are so keen on going to paradise for the promised 72 virgins. You appear to have your brains in the same place as they do!

[Paphitis]

Paphitis:

Oh boy, your ignorance is appalling.

How long did you live there to reach these conclusions? I don’t mean wining and dining and staying at 1st Class hotel .......... I mean REALLY living there and being with the local Arabs every day?

But Good news for you Paphitis, this cultural paradise you desire will be in a city/town near you soon!

You won’t have to leave Oz to make your wish of becoming an Arab come true ........ they are coming to you ........ and everywhere else by the look of it. You had better start learning Arabic though so you can read their rule book and you should also think about growing a beard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv05D3Y ... tml5=False

You are living in cloud cuckoo land, just like all the Islamists that are so keen on going to paradise for the promised 72 virgins. You appear to have your brains in the same place as they do!

Don't worry about the first class hotels.

Everything is first class, including the Bedouin Village I stayed at in the desert.

Face it dude, the place is not everyone's cup of tea, but the way I see it they are the best country in the world for the following reasons:

1) the are probably the most genuine Socialist society on the planet,
2) absolutely no Political Correctness, which is really doing my head in when they say Boys can use the Sheila's toilets and Sheilas can use the Mens and that Sheilas are not really Sheilas and Boys are not really boys and start talking about Gender Dysph(???????????????????) Dyslexia WTF?
3) every citizen get's free land,
4) they have hospitals which are better than 7 Star hotels,
5) and everyone (men and women) benefit from free education.

And oh you can do friggin 250kph without being shot dead!

I dunno, but those Arabs seem to have created my Utopia.

I am really surprised at you Robin Hood. You claim to be a Socialist, and I have given you are TRUE Socialist country. Now rather than jump on the next plane, all you do is whinge and complain.