We seem to be used to it. It doesn't bother us anymore. We just accept the image of the Cyprus problem as it is served to us by the softboiled politicians we are called to vote for. Even the Cypriot Orthodox Church, who claim to have championed the Greek cause for centuries, are satisfied with sitting in their expensive German cars and charging their flock ridiculous prices for marriages, funerals and confessions.
It's ridiculous how we left these matters to be dealt and managed only by our politicians while we choose to profusely masturbate to their every word. As a nation, enveloped in the teeth of the Turkish Skatogaros, we have left the love of our island country to be administered by sold-out politicians, fat-ass clergy and nationalistic hooligans who think that breaking the windscreens of Turkish Cypriot cars is going to solve something.
Noone has stepped up to give us a map of what we need to do, and even though it should have been dead-obvious what we need to do, the disfunction in this society is pushing lots of young people to passively "and stupidly" give up on their country and go clubbing with the money of daddy and mommy.
A Cypriot hoping that Russia is going to bomb Turkey and force them out of Cyprus is like an unexperienced fat virgin who hopes to one day trip, and accidentally fall right into a beautiful woman's vagina. This is not going to happen, and that guy will always be miserable.
Cyprus needs to hit the gym. Cyprus needs to start learning how to attract other countries. Anastasiades should not be our only representative, we should all be, with our actions.
Now, you say how? Well, let's start with something simple.
Let's do an experiment. I want you to watch two videos, and honestly answer to yourself the question: If I were a tourist, which country would I want to visit?
I. This is one of three timelapse videos by the Turkish Tourist Authority. I invite you to go through all these videos and see the variety they offer. They even have a program where two hip effeminate American guys tell you where to visit and what you can do there. I also invite you to watch the Black Sea Timelapse, so you can see perfect views of all the Greek Orthodox churches there.
II. Apart from a catchy title, all we have to offer are this stupid video with different captions in different stupid languages. There is one timelapse which is kind of nice, but kind of patchy and only done once in 2009. Cmon. How many thousands of our Euros did we spend on this shitty video. The Turks didn't need to translate their timelapses because they realised they didn't need any captions in them. They speak for themselves.
Where are our creative people to fix this? They are probably in London or Hamburg or something.
