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[yialousa1971]

Another great night for Donald!.

Don't you mean Zionism.

[miltiades]

Donald Trump has just confirmed that on becoming the President of the USA he will ban Muslims from entering the US and also all those who like ....houmous

Since most Cypriots love houmus they are ...banned too.
Interestingly Donald is a month and 5 days younger than my self, this makes him ....52 years old

[kurupetos]

Donald Drumpf will be the new Nero.

Nero burning rom 2016?

[miltiades]

Earlier on I posted the pronouncement by Donald ( President to...be) that along with Muslims he would also ban those that were fond of Houmous, in fact what he was actually referring to was Hamas and not Houmous, so Cypriots would be most welcome unless of course they like Hamas

[Sotos]

Donald Drumpf will be the new Nero.

Nero burning rom 2016?

Nero Burning ROM is a pun in reference to Roman Emperor Nero, who was best known for his association in the Great Fire of Rome. The emperor allegedly fiddled while the city of Rome burned. Also, Rome in German is spelled Rom. The software's logo features a burning Colosseum, although this is an anachronism as it was not built until after Nero's death.

[kurupetos]

Donald Drumpf will be the new Nero.

Nero burning rom 2016?

Nero Burning ROM is a pun in reference to Roman Emperor Nero, who was best known for his association in the Great Fire of Rome. The emperor allegedly fiddled while the city of Rome burned. Also, Rome in German is spelled Rom. The software's logo features a burning Colosseum, although this is an anachronism as it was not built until after Nero's death.

Yes, I know, but thanks mate.

[Lordo]

Donald Drumpf will be the new Nero.

Nero burning rom 2016?

Nero Burning ROM is a pun in reference to Roman Emperor Nero, who was best known for his association in the Great Fire of Rome. The emperor allegedly fiddled while the city of Rome burned. Also, Rome in German is spelled Rom. The software's logo features a burning Colosseum, although this is an anachronism as it was not built until after Nero's death.

Yes, I know, but thanks mate.

you got a mate? unbloodybelievable.

[supporttheunderdog]

I flew back from london, yesterday, in the company of a charming couple from Oregon. I had the chance to talk to them about Cyprus, the illegal military occupation of the North, with ethnic coeansing etc. We discussed the us election, including Donald Trump and his hair style. This couple were both registered Republicans, but they fearec for the USA under A trump,presidency. As they observed he has tapped into a well of anger, but in fact has come out with no policies which will deal with many if the issues the USA is facing.

It is probably a pity that there are not more intelligent Americans than there are , like this charming couple were.

[miltiades]

Here is a .....true joke .

Metropolitan Opera House
At the evening performance, the head usher at the Metropolitan Opera House was quite surprised. During an intermission, one middle aged lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"

The usher didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.

At the end of the nights performance in an area close to the first complaint, a second little lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!"

This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon.

A few guests had remained in the opera house, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on. He found one old man crawling along the opera house floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him.

"Excuse me, sir, can I help you?"
A bald Donald Trump looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it.

I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!"

[Robin Hood]

TRUMP = a winning hand in card games

OR

A loud release of bodily gasses (usually hot gasses that sometimes smell!!!!!)

He will not be the next POTUS ............... I can't see the people being stupid enough to fall for him!

Whoever drops out ..... Rubio or Cruz , the other will pick up all his votes. The battle really is between Cruz and Rubio. Trump is only a side show, entertainment value not to be taken seriously!