Pathetic Erdoğan the Turkish peasant, voiced regret over the incident, saying his country was “truly saddened” by the event and wished it had not happened.
“We are truly saddened by this incident,” Erdoğan said. “We wish it hadn’t happened as such, but unfortunately such a thing has happened. I hope that something like this doesn’t occur again.”
Pathetic Erdoğan said neither country should allow the incident to escalate and take a destructive form that would lead to “saddening consequences”.
Pathetic Erdogan begged for a meeting with Pretty Putin on the sidelines of the climate conference in Paris next week, saying it would be an opportunity to overcome tensions. Please, pretty, please!
“If we allow our sovereign rights to be violated ... like we did against Cyprus ..... then the territory would no longer be our territory,” he said.
Turkey’s prime mouse Davutoğlu also said he hoped a meeting between Patheitc Erdoğan and Pretty Please Putin would take place in Paris. “In such situations it is important to keep the channels of communication open,” please, Pretty Putin, please he said.
Failing all this pleading, Turks should delay travel plans until “the situation becomes clear”.
Only slightly adapted.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/n ... nst-turkey