Ring ring… ring ring… ring ring:
"Hello, this is the NATO help line. We're sorry, but all of our operators are busy. If you have been invaded or have shot down a major power's aircraft, kindly leave your information and we will get back to you as soon as a single fuck is given. Thank you and good luck!"
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