However, the situation has now gone out of control somewhat, there are rumblings of discontent among we who envisaged a different outcome to the plans we put in place and it has become necessary to re-evaluate our assessment of the final outcome.
It has been agreed [unanimously] that we should adopt a more flexible attitude to the situation if we are to maintain any credibility in those regions where our objectives have suffered such serious abatement.
Therefore, we have decided to retire you from our service, it will be necessary to obliterate you [metaphorically of course] in order that you may join those past associates of yours [all living quite comfortably in obscurity] and your change of identity and appearance will be the responsibility of our "Specialist Unit" who will also guarantee your financial security for the rest of your life.
In order to satisfy public opinion, you will be "Vaporized" since [as with those who went before you] there must be no trace left of your existence and we can then begin our new processes in dealing with the problems we have created.
In time, IS and it's requirements WILL be accepted, in fact encouraged since it will be of paramount importance that we should strive to create the impression that it was all our idea in the first place that a "Caliphate" would be a good idea in the troubled East.
Your "Demise" will be reported in the "News" throughout the world, it will satisfy the gullible public and allow you to slip off without notice, enjoy your retirement, best wishes and many thanks to you and yours......... 'The Zionist Brotherhood'.
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......there must have been shit all over the place. 
