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[Maria28]

I read some very funny jokes in this forum. Well done to the people that post them

Can any of you write your own jokes? If you think that you can give it a try in this thread!

The best joke will win something.

Since this is a Cyprus forum maybe you can write jokes that have to do with Cyprus.

[Leonidas]

Hi Maria
I guess I could write my own jokes
Do you promise not to laugh at me? LOL
Or at least laugh at the joke even if it is not funny?

[dms007]

a accept the challenge. when is the closing date for entries?

[Mills Chapman]

Here's my entry! Enjoy...


Q. What do you call someone who gets it from a Greek Cypriot man in one hole and then from a Turkish Cypriot man in the other?






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A. Kofi Annan:
Angry words from a GC in his left ear, and then from a TC in his right ear.

[devil]

OK. I'm writing this, but I admit that the background idea came to me from a third party.

When God created Heaven and Earth, He was relaxing on the seventh day and looking down proudly on the world He had created. He turned round to Mrs God and asked Her what She thought. She looked down and said that it wasn't bad but the scenery was rather humdrum. The following morning, He decided to create a place of exceptional beauty and He placed it in the middle of the sea. This is how Cyprus came to be. Then Mrs God looked at this latest creation and said, "Wow! That island is really SO beautiful, it's almost too good for man." God took a second look at His work and replied, "You're right. It IS too good for man!" So He created the Cypriot.

[Leonidas]

Good one.
Especially coming from the devil LOL

[devil]

Well, don't forget I have a direct line to my Competitor I am, after all, aka Lucifer, the Bringer of Light, the fallen angel.

PS I hope the EU Trades Commissioner doesn't find out or we'll be fined for non-competitive practices!

[Leonidas]

Geeeeeeeeeeeeez
The are that tight??????????