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Disclaimer: The following content is entirely fictional and made up of musings I have whilst commuting to work every morning. Everything here is supposedly taking place in Cyprus today but instead of Anastasiades we have a dictator called Κότζιαμμος who comes up with his own outrageous ''progressive' ways to solve the Cyprus problem. Enjoy

Article 1:

Ladies and gentlemen of Cyprus,

His excellency, the blessed President of the Cypriot Republic Κότζιαμμος has decreed that all citizens of Cyprus over 18 years old have the immediate obligation to learn how to use and maintain a semi-automatic rifle (unless physically or mentally impaired). This means that both the women and men of Cyprus will henceforth serve the army upon the completion of their secondary education. Women soldiers and men soldiers will be stationed in different barracks but may train together. Soldiers of I4 capabilities will now be also charged a rifle just so they can also learn how to shoot and how to maintain it but they will be assigned lighter duties. Military duty will be capped to 1 year of full active service and upon the end of the service all soldiers will belong to Cyprus' reserve army as usual.


Article 2:

His excellency, the blessed President of the Cypriot Republic Κότζιαμμος has recently commited 10 million Euros in the refurbishing of existing orphanages and the building of new ones as well as the training of new staff. This is of course a consequence of his recent decision to adopt 10 thousand orphans between the ages of 1 and 8 from around the world and mainly from Ukraine, Syria, and Afghanistan. The orphans will be raised and schooled as Cypriots. Questioning the Cypriotness of these children is against the law.

Article 3:

His excellency, the blessed President of the Cypriot Republic Κότζιαμμος has officially comissioned a team of historic linguists to finally give the speakers of the Cypriot Greek language new letters they can use to be able to fully express the different vocals of their language. An exclusive sneak preview with full permission by the president has allowed us to reveal to you the names of two of the new letters: shigma and zheta.


More to come in the near future. I hope you enjoy them.

If I come up with any more gems I'll let you guys know.

[Paphitis]

Women should be made to serve in the CNG.

One rule for all and complete equality. Look at Israel!