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[Leonidas]

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands.
On their wedding night she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom, "How can that be if you've been married 10
times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative, he kept telling me how great
it was gonna be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services, he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function but said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services, he said everything checked out
diagnostically but just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he'd be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted 3
years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration, he thought he knew how but wasn't sure
whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing, although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist, all he wanted to do was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was lick it. God, I miss
him!

But now that I've married you, I'm SO excited!"


"Good" said the husband, "but why?"
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"You're with the Government, this time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!"