Our "Canine Friends" seem to be blessed with an extraordinarily keen sense of smell and are put to good use in detecting such illegal activities as "Drug Smuggling" and numerous other unsavoury practises, they are [when trained] totally reliable as "Guide Dogs" and it is little wonder that they are regarded as "Man's Best Friend" and our affinity with Dogs is something we should preserve.
Dogs have yet another attribute which has only recently been discovered, a positive "Sixth Sense" which is currently being scrutinised by leading experts in the fields of the "Paranormal", it would appear that Dogs possess the ability to identify "Human Traits" and are being used quite effectively in determining the innermost thoughts of their human "Targets".
In effect, certain Dogs react quite noticeably when confronted by those with criminal dispositions and this ability is of particular use in the field of "Child Protection"..., it would seem that Dogs are quite prone to bite "Paedophiles" and other disgusting individuals.
Many a "Homosexual" has received a good "Bite in the Arse" over the last few months [records recently released] and there is evidence to support the theory that some "Paedophiles" have also been bitten quite severely in recent times.
We live in most interesting times and, [on a lighter note] I have noticed that a former member "Schnauzer" has been mentioned a few times and I did a little research on his past history, it would seem that HE TOO was subjected to a certain amount of abuse [courtesy of our resident spokesperson for all things politic] and HE was apt to "Bite" the arse of his antagonist.
I wonder if HE [like the Dogs under the spotlight] knew something which we do not.