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Question:
"Are you doing root canal work or digging the Suez canal?"

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Question:
"Have you struck oil yet?"

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Question:
"If you make that hole any bigger, can we put up a "For Rent"sign and lease it out?"

[miltiades]

Question:
"If you make that hole any bigger, can we put up a "For Rent"sign and lease it out?"

Erect a sign stating that the front opening is used by ...my husband, the rear is To Be Let

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discussing the fact that the dentist decided not to use Anesthetic
(Me) Well if you are not going to give me any Anesthetic can you at least give me a Viagra?
(DENTIST) why a Viagra
(Me) So at least I have something to grab on to if it hurts

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There I was in the dentist chair, thinking what could be worse than lying here with your gob open, having strange things stuck in it,.....

...And then I thought of dead pigs in Oxford...