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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 29, 2015 9:43 am

Conclusive...evidence that we are ....Arabs :
1. We dress in gellapies, wear a headscarf, our women look like vrikolakes, never show their hair or their legs, never wear bikinis and walk 3 steps before the men folk.
2. We do not use cutlery, we use our fingers, right hand only, with the left we scartch our arses.
3.We do not drink alchohol , do not eat bacon or pork ...sheftalies.
4. We pray 5 times a day.
5. We have 4 or more wives whom we can replace anytime by a wave of the hand.
6. Our women are not permitted to drive cars, or attend sporting events, neither are they allowed to pray with us.
7. We do not respect the sanctity of life as we believe that heaven is where life realy is.
8. We all grow our beards, women too.
9.We occasionaly stone a rape victim to death.
10. We gladly commit suicide in the name of our God, only we take with us any innocent bystanders.

Yes folks, we must be ...Arabs !
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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:05 am

miltiades wrote:Conclusive...evidence that we are ....Arabs :

Uneducated goat, Arabs originate from the Arabian Peninsula and found themselves in the Levant as a result of the Arab Muslim conquests in the 7th century onward.

Just stick to your windbags… :lol:
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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:17 am

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:Conclusive...evidence that we are ....Arabs :

Uneducated goat, Arabs originate from the Arabian Peninsula and found themselves in the Levant as a result of the Arab Muslim conquests in the 7th century onward.

Just stick to your windbags… :lol:

An Arab such as you psycho has nothing to teach me. Get....Real, Get Lost more likely.

By the way, we are living in the 21st century not the 7th. :lol:
You want to be an Arab, fuck off to Syria you stupid psycho.
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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:24 am

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:Conclusive...evidence that we are ....Arabs :

Uneducated goat, Arabs originate from the Arabian Peninsula and found themselves in the Levant as a result of the Arab Muslim conquests in the 7th century onward.

Just stick to your windbags… :lol:

An Arab such as you psycho has nothing to teach me. Get....Real, Get Lost more likely.

By the way, we are living in the 21st century not the 7th. :lol:
You want to be an Arab, fuck off to Syria you stupid psycho.

Oh look… :shock: a little hamster just died over there! :(

Time for an obituary wrapped up in a windbag! :lol:
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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby Get Real! » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:35 am

And while I’ve got your attention old goat… tell me something, is this the song you were playing all night and dancing to, the night you flashed your sedan and met the tasty Belarusian morsel?



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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby miltiades » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:43 am

Get Real! wrote:And while I’ve got your attention old goat… tell me something, is this the song you were playing all night and dancing to, the night you flashed your sedan and met the tasty Belarusian morsel?



:lol: :lol: :lol:

She looks just like this one. European, blonde, blue eyes and gorgeous legs.
What does your look like psycho ? :lol:
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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby Tim Drayton » Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:00 pm

miltiades wrote:Conclusive...evidence that we are ....Arabs :
1. We dress in gellapies, wear a headscarf, our women look like vrikolakes, never show their hair or their legs, never wear bikinis and walk 3 steps before the men folk.
2. We do not use cutlery, we use our fingers, right hand only, with the left we scartch our arses.
3.We do not drink alchohol , do not eat bacon or pork ...sheftalies.
4. We pray 5 times a day.
5. We have 4 or more wives whom we can replace anytime by a wave of the hand.
6. Our women are not permitted to drive cars, or attend sporting events, neither are they allowed to pray with us.
7. We do not respect the sanctity of life as we believe that heaven is where life realy is.
8. We all grow our beards, women too.
9.We occasionaly stone a rape victim to death.
10. We gladly commit suicide in the name of our God, only we take with us any innocent bystanders.

Yes folks, we must be ...Arabs !


Sorry, but I have to raise an 'oi!' here. I have known plenty of Arabs (and I have lived in two Arab countries in my life) for whom none of the above ten points apply.
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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby DT. » Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:10 pm

miltiades wrote:Conclusive...evidence that we are ....Arabs :
1. We dress in gellapies, wear a headscarf, our women look like vrikolakes, never show their hair or their legs, never wear bikinis and walk 3 steps before the men folk.
2. We do not use cutlery, we use our fingers, right hand only, with the left we scartch our arses.
3.We do not drink alchohol , do not eat bacon or pork ...sheftalies.
4. We pray 5 times a day.
5. We have 4 or more wives whom we can replace anytime by a wave of the hand.
6. Our women are not permitted to drive cars, or attend sporting events, neither are they allowed to pray with us.
7. We do not respect the sanctity of life as we believe that heaven is where life realy is.
8. We all grow our beards, women too.
9.We occasionaly stone a rape victim to death.
10. We gladly commit suicide in the name of our God, only we take with us any innocent bystanders.

Yes folks, we must be ...Arabs !


:shock: wow! One of the most bigoted posts ever! Wtf's wrong with you Milt?
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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby Sotos » Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:16 pm

I run a quick spreadsheet calculation on the table provided by GR. Basically the spreadsheet adds up all the differences for every haplogroup provided in the table. The smaller the number, the closest two countries/regions are. Here are the results for Cyprus. The results speak for themselves and are not a surprise to to me (but GR should be very surprised) And this result despite the fact that 18% of the population of Cyprus are TCs.

dCyprus.jpg


Since I had the spreadsheet I did it for the other major Med. Islands. The results are far more surprising.

For Crete:

dCrete.jpg


For Sicily:

dSicily.jpg


For Sardinia:

dSardinia.jpg
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Re: Cypriots are Middle Easterners...

Postby Paphitis » Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:23 pm

miltiades wrote:Conclusive...evidence that we are ....Arabs :
1. We dress in gellapies, wear a headscarf, our women look like vrikolakes, never show their hair or their legs, never wear bikinis and walk 3 steps before the men folk.
2. We do not use cutlery, we use our fingers, right hand only, with the left we scartch our arses.
3.We do not drink alchohol , do not eat bacon or pork ...sheftalies.
4. We pray 5 times a day.
5. We have 4 or more wives whom we can replace anytime by a wave of the hand.
6. Our women are not permitted to drive cars, or attend sporting events, neither are they allowed to pray with us.
7. We do not respect the sanctity of life as we believe that heaven is where life realy is.
8. We all grow our beards, women too.
9.We occasionaly stone a rape victim to death.
10. We gladly commit suicide in the name of our God, only we take with us any innocent bystanders.

Yes folks, we must be ...Arabs !


Please tell me you're not serious about this!

Arabs are totally lovely and I really enjoy most aspects of their culture.

Ok, they can be overly religious is about all, but the same can be said of Jews, Greeks and some parts of USA even.
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