Conclusive...evidence that we are ....Arabs :
1. We dress in gellapies, wear a headscarf, our women look like vrikolakes, never show their hair or their legs, never wear bikinis and walk 3 steps before the men folk.
2. We do not use cutlery, we use our fingers, right hand only, with the left we scartch our arses.
3.We do not drink alchohol , do not eat bacon or pork ...sheftalies.
4. We pray 5 times a day.
5. We have 4 or more wives whom we can replace anytime by a wave of the hand.
6. Our women are not permitted to drive cars, or attend sporting events, neither are they allowed to pray with us.
7. We do not respect the sanctity of life as we believe that heaven is where life realy is.
8. We all grow our beards, women too.
9.We occasionaly stone a rape victim to death.
10. We gladly commit suicide in the name of our God, only we take with us any innocent bystanders.
Yes folks, we must be ...Arabs !