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Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.
The CY Highway Code
The CY Highway Code
by bill cobbett » Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:57 pm
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Re: The CY Highway Code
by yialousa1971 » Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:58 pm
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Goblins must not drive any mechanical vehicle without being supervised by a human being.
Goblins must not drive any mechanical vehicle without being supervised by a human being.
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Re: The CY Highway Code
by Cap » Sat Aug 01, 2015 11:26 pm
bill cobbett wrote:1.
Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.
He must've been drunk... or a foreigner.
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Re: The CY Highway Code
by yialousa1971 » Sat Aug 01, 2015 11:35 pm
Cap wrote:bill cobbett wrote:1.
Drivers can drive on the left or the right hand side of the road, as they see fit.
He must've been drunk... or a foreigner.
Must of been GR then.
Or if he was drunk it would have been CBBB. 
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Re: The CY Highway Code
by Paphitis » Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:38 am
That driver must have been a Kalamara who got confused. Stupid foreigners! 
2. Double parking on corners is allowed between 0800 - 1700 each day.
2. Double parking on corners is allowed between 0800 - 1700 each day.
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Re: The CY Highway Code
by bill cobbett » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:08 am
Paphitis wrote:That driver must have been a Kalamara who got confused. Stupid foreigners!
2. Double parking on corners is allowed between 0800 - 1700 each day.
2a. Drivers may also park on pedestrian crossings during these hours.
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Re: The CY Highway Code
by bill cobbett » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:22 am
Paphitis wrote:3. Red light - proceed with caution.
3a. Drivers may proceed with less caution for any of the following reasons...
They are in a hurry.
They are not in a hurry.
They have been drinking.
It is the driver's or passenger's name day.
The driver has an ugly mother-in-law
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Re: The CY Highway Code
by Paphitis » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:29 am
4. You're allowed to stop in the middle of the street when:
a you see your mate and have important things to discuss like Soccer, politics, or your stupid pethera,
b need to pop into the periptero to get a packet of smokes,
c any vehicles stuck behind who beep in such a case will be charged with road rage!
a you see your mate and have important things to discuss like Soccer, politics, or your stupid pethera,
b need to pop into the periptero to get a packet of smokes,
c any vehicles stuck behind who beep in such a case will be charged with road rage!
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Re: The CY Highway Code
by bill cobbett » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:37 am
5. Special arrangement for trucks carrying water-melons...
The minimum weight of water-melons carried must exceed the weight that will break the suspension springs.
The minimum weight of water-melons carried must exceed the weight that will break the suspension springs.
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