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[SKI-preo]

Turkeys faces surplus of wankers as a Turkish Televangelist Cleric has said masturbators will get their hand pregnant in the afterlife.

Turkish preacher Mücahid Cihad Han told viewers that masturbation was forbidden (“haram”) in Islam.
“One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said during his program on private television station 2000 TV, according to The Hurriyet Daily News.
“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?”

The self-styled televangelist made the astonishing comments in response to a viewer’s question during a May 24 show.
The viewer said he “kept masturbating, although he was married”, including during his holy pilgrimage to Mecca, known as Umrah.
According to The Hurriyet Daily News, a news source for Turkey and the region, the Koran does not make a clear reference to masturbation “and the authenticity of many hadiths is questionable”.
Han, who has more than 12,000 followers on Twitter, was mercilessly mocked on social media after newspapers published his TV “fatwa”.

“Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?” one Twitter user asked, while mentioning Han’s Twitter user name.

“So you think that being pregnant is a God-given punishment?” another user asked.

[miltiades]

Perhaps this explains the abundance of virgins in paradise, after all they are badly needed in these days !

[Tim Drayton]

It breaks my heart to see what Turkey has descended to following over a decade with Islamists in power.

[GreekIslandGirl]

It breaks my heart to see what Turkey has descended to following over a decade with Islamists in power.

"Descended to"? We never had any doubts of the evil Turkey does.

[cypriotnado]

It breaks my heart to see what Turkey has descended to following over a decade with Islamists in power.

It is sad althought from what I have just read he has been mocked. But these nuts exist in all religions take a look at this fruit cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1dyGK6R8v8

[miltiades]

Not as bizarre as this:
Now ISIS bans pigeons – because looking at them as they fly away is against Islam
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/582366 ... uslim-laws

Or this :
Islamist group in Somalia bans samosas after deciding they're too Western

Militants believe triangular snack 'resembles Christian Holy Trinity'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... stern.html

[cypriotnado]

Your right all nuts. But ISIS very scary.

[tsukoui]

It breaks my heart to see what Turkey has descended to following over a decade with Islamists in power.

It is sad althought from what I have just read he has been mocked. But these nuts exist in all religions take a look at this fruit cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1dyGK6R8v8

It is not just him who has been mocked but his sister as well.

[Tim Drayton]

It breaks my heart to see what Turkey has descended to following over a decade with Islamists in power.

It is sad althought from what I have just read he has been mocked. But these nuts exist in all religions take a look at this fruit cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1dyGK6R8v8

True. All brands of religion should be the private affair of those who believe in it, and stay out of politics.

[Zenon33]

Islam=Medieval culture.
Turkey=Third third and third world country.


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