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[Garavnoss]

I have an interest in a market stall [Larnaka Sunday Market] and have received a consignment of False Black Beards, Wigs and Baggy trousers in many sizes, the stall will be placed in close proximity to the mobile toilet which will serve as a dressing area for any who wish to try the articles on before purchase.

I strongly advise all-comers to avail themselves of the opportunity to equip themselves with these articles [just in case] and it might also be a good idea to learn a few polite conversational Arabic exchanges in case IS decide to take on the Israelis, Brits, and Yanks, that are in Cyprus.

It might also be a good idea to obtain a copy of the Qur'an [be sure to keep it uppermost on your book-shelf] and learn a few things you obviously do not know.

Hoping to see most of you next Sunday..............InshaAllah.

[CBBB]

I have an interest in a market stall [Larnaka Sunday Market] and have received a consignment of False Black Beards, Wigs and Baggy trousers in many sizes, the stall will be placed in close proximity to the mobile toilet which will serve as a dressing area for any who wish to try the articles on before purchase.

I strongly advise all-comers to avail themselves of the opportunity to equip themselves with these articles [just in case] and it might also be a good idea to learn a few polite conversational Arabic exchanges in case IS decide to take on the Israelis, Brits, and Yanks, that are in Cyprus.

It might also be a good idea to obtain a copy of the Qur'an [be sure to keep it uppermost on your book-shelf] and learn a few things you obviously do not know.

Hoping to see most of you next Sunday..............InshaAllah.

Wouldn't Friday after prayers be a better time?

[Tim Drayton]

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It might also be a good idea to obtain a copy of the Qur'an [be sure to keep it uppermost on your book-shelf] and learn a few things you obviously do not know.

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You obviously don't know much about the Qur'an, since you dodged asking my question about that very book, just as you dodge answering all the tricky questions.

Will there be any Yazidi children on sale at this stall?

[Garavnoss]

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It might also be a good idea to obtain a copy of the Qur'an [be sure to keep it uppermost on your book-shelf] and learn a few things you obviously do not know.

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You obviously don't know much about the Qur'an, since you dodged asking my question about that very book, just as you dodge answering all the tricky questions.

Will there be any Yazidi children on sale at this stall?

I'm afraid not, why do you ask... are you interested ?.

[Tim Drayton]

In a rather shocking revelation, it has been found that Islamic State militants have been selling Yazidi and Christian girls as young as one to nine years of age for a price of $172 in Iraq.

Activists working 'secretly' out of Iraq have leaked a 'price list' of the ISIS slave markets, from where men can buy Yazidi and Christian women as 'sex slaves.'

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/shocking-isis- ... old-613160

What will be your prices in Larnaka?

[Tim Drayton]

A DAESH price list for child sex slaves, accompanied by English translation:



You say that you do not condone the selling of nine year old children as sex slaves, so how come you act as a propagandist for this depraved bunch of pedophiles?

[Garavnoss]

In a rather shocking revelation, it has been found that Islamic State militants have been selling Yazidi and Christian girls as young as one to nine years of age for a price of $172 in Iraq.

Activists working 'secretly' out of Iraq have leaked a 'price list' of the ISIS slave markets, from where men can buy Yazidi and Christian women as 'sex slaves.'

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/shocking-isis- ... old-613160

What will be your prices in Larnaka?

Sorry mate [although I do understand your interest] but only wigs and baggy trousers will be on offer.

Perhaps you might like to take a trip further afield and discover the truth for yourself [as to your sexual frustrations], sshhh!

[Tim Drayton]

By the way, according to the above price list, there are Christian girls and women up for sale. According to the article on page 14 of DAESH's English language magazine Dabiq, the correct procedure for Christians is to impose the jizyah payment, not take them as sex slaves. What gives?

PS - Why not just ignore the issue and make some silly, flippant comment instead? That's what you have done so far to all of the serious issues I have raised.

[Garavnoss]

By the way, according to the above price list, there are Christian girls and women up for sale. According to the article on page 14 of DAESH's English language magazine Dabiq, the correct procedure for Christians is to impose the jizyah payment, not take them as sex slaves. What gives?

PS - Why not just ignore the issue and make some silly, flippant comment instead? That's what you have done so far to all of the serious issues I have raised.

Serious issues my arse !, your take on the subject of the conflicts between IS and those that oppose them is clear, you produce as much drivel laden propaganda as you can lay a hand to, spout ridicule and join forces with "Old Lick-Arse" and expect to increase your knowledge of a subject that might cudgel the brain of the Caliph himself.

72 virgins is about the extent of your interest on the subject you seek to discuss, it's a great joke, enjoy it.

[Garavnoss]

Business was extremely brisk last Sunday, 138 full "Wig and Beard" sales, 47 "Beard Only" and 2 "Wig Only" which altogether was very encouraging.

What came as quite a surprise was the great number of Ladies that made enquiries about the availability of "Female Attire", I informed them that I would endeavour to cater for their wishes and HAVE ordered a quantity of "Khimars, Jilbabs and Niqabs" which I hope will be available by the Sunday coming.

I will need to arrange for a "Dressing Room" for the Ladies, it would be an inconvenience for them to use the mobile toilet since it adjoins the Gent's facility and could prove to be something of an embarrassment to the gentler sex.

Whilst standing outside of the stall area, I chanced to see an elderly chap and a younger blonde lady furtively glancing at the stall from a position behind the mobile toilets, the first thoughts that came to me were that some kind of sexual activity was about to take place and my attention was drawn to their movements, I saw the elderly chap stroking the buttocks of his younger female companion and I am sure she responded by stroking him down the front of his trousers, however, the elderly chap caught sight of my interest in the activity and actually came to the stall to examine the merchandise.

He did not make a purchase but said he would be coming back next week [this coming Sunday] without his companion and would be purchasing the full set [just in case].

He gave me the impression that he is a sneaky little man, he was wearing white socks and open-work brown sandals [always the give-away to a sneaky bastard I reckon].

So looking forward to seeing him again, might even ask about the bird he was with, might even end up giving her a good seeing to [providing she is not on the game].