At the risk of exposing myself I've updated my dating website profile. The following is under what I'm looking for:
"My therapist says that people who hear me often don't appreciate the subtlety with which I am working. I'm going to say something that is borderline "racist": I'm non-white I and I can talk to black people. My cousin (that's a test for idiots) said "I suppose it's on a case by case basis". That's exactly what I mean. Let me give an example. Mengis Campbell, or some such figure, came on the radio and said that the problem was the British didn't have a plan for transition in Libya, this is despite the fact that Saif Gaddafi, who studied at LSE and was deeply entrenched in the Foreign Office had a clear plan for transition. Now that person is lying and Saif is in prison. I'm not asking you to take a stand, I'm asking you to respect me."
Let's see if there is anyone in Britain who is listening...