Tim Drayton wrote:I was astonished to see an advertisement in yesterday's (Cyprus) Sunday Mail (April 5 2015, page 7), in which Hermes, the private company now running Larnaca and Paphos airports, is calling on people to come and work for them as volunteers!
Here is an extract from the advertisement:
Reporting to the Customer Care Manager, the "Airport Customer Care Ambassadors" will be required to commit 4 hours per week without pay for "volunteer" work at Larnaca or Pafos International Airport on peak days between 1st June and 31st October 2015. Their main duties will be to offer proactive and superior customer care such as way-finding and problem solving assistance to passengers and airport visitors, while reflecting the warm welcoming nature of the island of Cyprus and in alignment with Hermes Corporate Values.
It occurred to me that this might be a delayed April Fools Day joke, so I phoned Hermes to check, but the confused sounding call centre operator I got through to knew nothing about it.
What next. Will we have to pay corporations for the privilege of working for them?
I've got one that should have everyone extremely worried but there is nothing in the media about it. The media of course seems more concerned about the fact a pilot has split with his extra marital mistress. Oh yes, they might end up flying a jet into a mountain.
Some Low Cost Carriers are introducing schemes whereby pilots not only have to pay for their type rating, but also must pay a fee per hour for the privilege of being a First Officer on an A320 or B737.
So pilots are already paying airlines for the privilege of working for them.
This of course is in order to permit these dubious Airlines the ability to sell 29 euro fares so that cheap skate cookware salesmen can travel cheaply to Belerus and Cyprus.
The end result is that there are 200 hour pilots in the right hand seat of an A320.
Scared enough now?
If anyone has any doubt, then Google search "pilot pay2fly scheme".
Now, you can see there are actually quite serious market driven concerns which of course will kill hundreds of travelers but that's ok because some Chinese cookware salesman will still get tickets for 29 euros one way without baggage.
Good luck with that. But no way I will put my family on these planes.