Choose your dumbo...
1. Miltiades, the abhorrent peasant from Paphos who surpasses the vulgarity of a 16th century Ottoman, is as interesting as a box of tampons, and has the intellect of a tick hanging off the balls of a rabid hyena!
2. Paphitis, the deluded bambino who can never get his facts right, thinks Australia is a military superpower and dominant soccer powerhouse, and changes his opinion more often that he changes underwear!
Yeah I know... it's a tough one!