Yes, these Kokkinochoria Ex-pat Brits are an evil bunch of master criminals.
Seen them on our visits, driving at recklessly near the speed limit on the Dhekelia Road in their super-charged Fiat Unos. (The getaway car of choice for these villains).
... and if they ain't trying to hold up the traffic, they're trying to have illicit public sex on the beaches with past-it partners, or spread out untidily on sun-loungers with their Thermos of tea, reading their Catherine Cookson novels.
All covers for master-minding major car-thieving rings.
Send in the soft and cuddly MADD police to sort them out.