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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby Lordo » Mon Feb 02, 2015 4:51 pm

according to gr chronicles he watches our every step. i wonder if he has a good memory as to where gr was on a certain dis-speakable day.
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby Lordo » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:23 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Anything superfluous to requirements is soon eliminated by natural selection. Once God created the universe, he was no longer required. If ever He existed, and created this self-running universe, He is no longer of any use. Surely?
surely you are confusing evolution with creationism. are you now saying god created us to evolve. perhaps darwin will be claimed as a priest in a few thousand years time.
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby Get Real! » Mon Feb 02, 2015 7:11 pm

Lordo wrote:according to gr chronicles he watches our every step. i wonder if he has a good memory as to where gr was on a certain dis-speakable day.

I think you were born before me Lordo, so I wasn't there to grace your sounnetti day! :lol:
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby Lordo » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:18 pm

i had a long chat with god this afternoon and he says he is waiting for you. your ave a sin list as long as your arm. be prepared for eternal damnation burning in hell. he also says he will allow you one worldly good. he suggested a fire extinguisher may be in order.

the dis-speakable act was something you did with a certain person or persons. he was being evasive about the identities.

i was going to say gawd help you but apparently your case is with the devil. but don't worry Kurupeto is right behind you and the ausi is behind him. wait a minute i can see a skirt, oh look there is a lady behind them. lets see if she turns around. nope she went straight in.
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby kurupetos » Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:56 am

Lordo wrote:i had a long chat with god this afternoon and he says he is waiting for you. your ave a sin list as long as your arm. be prepared for eternal damnation burning in hell. he also says he will allow you one worldly good. he suggested a fire extinguisher may be in order.

the dis-speakable act was something you did with a certain person or persons. he was being evasive about the identities.

i was going to say gawd help you but apparently your case is with the devil. but don't worry Kurupeto is right behind you and the ausi is behind him. wait a minute i can see a skirt, oh look there is a lady behind them. lets see if she turns around. nope she went straight in.

I want to shave you.
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby Lordo » Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:43 am

you what? what the hell is the matter with you, have you just become a hairdresser?

gavole eyniges assolist. ma xeris indan bu ine assolist?
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby supporttheunderdog » Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:22 pm

Lordo wrote:i had a long chat with god this afternoon ,,,



I worry about many people who claim to have conversations with God... Most of them are a bit Dagenham.....
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby Lordo » Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:45 pm

don't worry, i was only joking. you should be worried about gr though. he is serious.
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby Lordo » Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:33 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:
Lordo wrote:i had a long chat with god this afternoon ,,,



I worry about many people who claim to have conversations with God... Most of them are a bit Dagenham.....

you mean dagenham east right?
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Re: GOD basics 101

Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Feb 05, 2015 3:07 pm

Heathway will do - two stops past Barking....
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