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by **bill cobbett** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:57 pm

When is a lie not a lie?... well, when you use a Turkish Standard Lie Detector.

From http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turkis ... sCatID=341

"... A Turkish university is planning to develop a new lie detector unique to the Turkish people, on the grounds that “some statements which are regarded as a lie in western countries are not a lie for Turks.” ..."

by **Cap** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:15 pm

Is there no way via some magic trick, to uproot Anatolia and dump it in the middle of Texas or something?
Away from the RoC.

by **Get Real!** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:36 pm

I’d like to swap places with Ukraine… that way we get access to Russia’s 145 million market by crossing a roadblock and they get to live next door to lovely Turkey. Of course each country’s weather follows them!

by **Cap** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:41 pm

Funny you mention Ukraine.
I'm not sure how accurate this is:

'Flag map of Europe showing the country of origin of the largest investors of inward FDI (flows; stocks and/or equity)'

by **Oceanside50** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:14 pm

The Red Cross is the biggest investor in Greece... :lol:

by **Oceanside50** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:08 am

bill cobbett wrote:When is a lie not a lie?... well, when you use a Turkish Standard Lie Detector.

From http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turkis ... sCatID=341

"... A Turkish university is planning to develop a new lie detector unique to the Turkish people, on the grounds that “some statements which are regarded as a lie in western countries are not a lie for Turks.” ..."

Why change the software ? When someone is lying it will detect. This can't be real it's a joke.

by **Lordo** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:59 pm

ise delya galamaras gavole.

why do you think it is in the joke section.

by **Paphitis** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:28 pm

Get Real! wrote:I’d like to swap places with Ukraine… that way we get access to Russia’s 145 million market by crossing a roadblock and they get to live next door to lovely Turkey. Of course each country’s weather follows them!

Winters are pretty cold and harsh up there.

Plus Russia will just invade you too!

by **Oceanside50** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:12 pm

Lordo wrote:ise delya galamaras gavole.

why do you think it is in the joke section.

Do what you do best tourkous..na kathese pano na tous eshonis

by **Lordo** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:34 pm

ma indanbu sindihannis esuni, e gatses banodu, goavole.

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