Scabbo was walking along the beach at Lourijina when he stumbled on a most beautiful and practically naked woman sunbathing at the water's edge.
Leaving his usual deviances aside he shags the girl... which, as you can all imagine, doesn't take at all long.
When he finishes, he tells the woman that in nine months time she'll have a Lourijinian baby and that she should call it Freddo.
Whereupon the girl tells him that in a few days time he'll have a sore red rash and he can call it Herpes.
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