He goes up to passport control...
Name...?
... blobbo
Full Name please!
... mehmet muhadajeen jihady toeraggi blobbo
Village?
... louridjina
Sex...?
... too, free, for times a week.
No reh! What sex are you ? Male or Female...??? ...
... oh, mal, femal, sometiming sheep.
Sheep..!! ...?? Holy Cow...!!! ...
... yes, cow as well, jekamel, jedonkey.
But isn't that hostile to animals? ...
... yes, horse stile, doggy stile, any stile is being good.
Oh dear! ...
... no reh, deer running too bluddy quik.
