GREAT NEWS people. We now have a new coalition of the willing comprising: US, UK, Australia, Cyprus, Iraq and Iran ( )
Your great friends and ally, Australia, is coming! So break out the imported Aussie wine and rice and head down to Akrotiri for all the fun. The very patriotic Get Real, will be soiling his G-String all the way there.
Air Strikes have just been approved against the Bearded Goat Shaggers and the first Australian Aircraft should be on their way soon. They are probably refueling as we speak.
The first aircraft to arrive will be C-130 Hercules and C-17 Globemaster Galaxy carrying hundreds of tonnes of bombs, missiles and munitions. F-18F Super Hornets after that!
Rumour has it that the Australian Government has been trying to contact Christofias about some advice on how to store all the ordnance in a safe manner, but he is not answering.