4 Greek Cypriots walk into a courtroom presided by a Turkish Cypriot judge in the village of Kazafani, to testify about a stolen goat...The judge calls out the first GC, please state your name the Tc judge says...My name is Andreas Shacolas...Mr Shacolas gave his testimony...the judge asked the second Gc to step up and give his name..the man steps up and states his name...Stavris Kolas, Mr Kolas gave his testimony to the court...The Tc judge then asks the third Gc to step up and give his name, the third Gc steps up and says my name is Xaralambos Tsakrokolis...Mr Tsakrokolis gave his testimony and went to his seat...The Tc judge looks at the 4th Gc witness and says to him..Come on up give your testimony but first tells us what type of Kolo you are.....xaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxax..true story