I just saw a post (under "Ancient Enemies...") that made me think of some adult-themed fortune cookies that I once saw at a fortune-cookie factory in San Francisco. I can't remember them all:
1. It is fun to lie with straight face but better with nice body.
2. Girl who is wallflower at the dance might be dandelion in the grass.
3. Indian girl (Native American/First-Nation Canadian) have fun with beau and error.