Paphitis wrote:miltiades wrote:Paphitis wrote:miltiades wrote:My dear Paphitis,
I have stated many times how boring this game, cricket, is, so many bloody runs, wickets ins and notouts, the game is utterly and comprehensively boring, for me that is, is there any wonder it has not captured, like soccer has, the imagination of the entire world.
The highlights of soccer are plentiful and widely varied, whilst cricket is repetitive action, a bowler throws, a catcher catches or does not, a few runs and bingo they score 1000 !!
Well, you might be gay and don't know it yet! I hope you realize this.
Mate, I never call my self heterosexual, homosexual or use any other descriptive terminology apart from MAN.
I love the opposite sex, even at my age, I consider a woman to be almost but not quite as enjoyable as a bottle of a fine claret, now this says a lot about my preferences
Yep, you're still in denial!
So you're mail order bride from the internet is just for cover?
Let me correct you here as regards my "mail order" other third. I know that this little story is far and away from this thread but I will tell it nevertheless. I will make it short.
July 4th, American independence day, 2010, I came to her hour of call when her purse went missing whilst shopping in a Limassol supermarket, I will pay I said, you pay me later, 28 euros and 64 cents!!
Found her purse and paid me back but on offering back to her her hand written telephone number she declined to take back. I called her that evening, she worked in a local bar serving behind the counter. In I went, she welcomed me a warm handshake and we begun to talk, I ordered a bottle of wine, halfway through my wine the old boy, owner of the pub, objected to her talking to me, he obviously thought I was trying to pick her up. He reprimanded her severely and impolitely, I took exemption to his tone of voice, she begun to cry, take your bag I said to her, your coming with me. She did, back in my flat we drunk a little, I told her my age, 64 , she told me hers 28 , told me her life story!!
I assured her that she was safe with me and showed her in her bedroom, gave her the key and asked her to lock her room.
The rest is history....