Here's an idea to reunite the two sides. Especially after all that childish bollocks about the Ledra crossing...
You know how the soldiers put down their guns on Christmas Day 1914, and played footy and popped crackers and ate pie and said Gor' blimey gov in the name of solidarity and brotherly love.
We should do this on the coming xmas! Except instead of snow and puddin', young kids could cross the green line by Dereynia carrying kebabs and tokens of Gyros love, and Sheftalia emotion.
It cant fail.
Then once everyone has had their fill, we can play football as an act of forgiveness, using the lazy UN soldiers to fulfil the role of linesmen and referees, and the striking potato farmers can be out to use in the car park, handing out flyers and cleaning windscreens. Everyone's a winner.
Old biddies from Paralimni can visit Famagusta in pick up trucks, meeting and greeting elderly Turks and swopping tales about their backgammon conquests over the decades.
Come one people. Make up this Christmas!
All we need is for the Turks to forget the fact it is a Christian celebration. Other than that the plan is flawless.