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[repulsewarrior]

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, How much for a beer? The bartender replies, For you, no charge!

...question: if protons are charged, and electrons discharged, what kind of clients would this bartender be looking for?

must be some heavy bar if all they're looking for is neutrons and protons...

[bill cobbett]

Well, might the heavy bar be the baryon...???

[repulsewarrior]

quarky stuff, I know.

[bill cobbett]

Yes, charming... give us a minute, just a lepton so to speak and will try and put a spin on this matter.

[repulsewarrior]

indeed, I so toping for a heavy metal band to play.

[CBBB]

If either of you want a job in comedy I hope you have some meson!

[GreekIslandGirl]

If either of you want a job in comedy I hope you have some meson!

Boson meson?

[repulsewarrior]

...it's a weighty choice, some take too lightly, thanks for your con-CERN CBBB.

wouldn't want to string you along, but I've thought about it.

[CBBB]

...it's a weighty choice, some take too lightly, thanks for your con-CERN CBBB.

wouldn't want to string you along, but I've thought about it.

Sorry, but your Brane is out of my league!

[bill cobbett]

...it's a weighty choice, some take too lightly, thanks for your con-CERN CBBB.

wouldn't want to string you along, but I've thought about it.

Sorry, but your Brane is out of my league!

Enough of these strange and weak interactions reh CBBB... glue on to your field of expertise... Kaons.