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THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby Pyrpolizer » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:30 pm

Point is women start their menopause at about the age of 50 while we stupid males think we are still OK.
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby miltiades » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:24 pm

Pyrpolizer wrote:Bravo Milti for your honesty.

A few years ago I had to visit an urologist. He was an old classmate.
While chatting he told me <Look at all those old men waiting outside. They come to me for an injection, so they go fxxx some whore afterwards. LOL I said why don't they use Viagra? Nooo, he said injection is the No1, 10 times stronger. I make all my money from this, Kypreoi are the most crazy men in the world for their villi.> :roll: :lol:

Years back I did try Viagra, being a diabetic it had severe after effects. Now I have discovered my own and well protected secret, will not reveal !!

I must admit, conceited as it might sound, I'm a ...connoisseur of the opposite sex, extremely attentive to all of their needs, I cook for them , clean up after them , wine and dine them, serenade them, compliment them and generally be old fashion ....charmer !! Works every time :lol: :lol:
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:45 pm

keeps you young, i suppose...

...to be loving is fun, eh?
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby miltiades » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:44 pm

When the Sell by Date arrives, I can look back, that's if I remember, and sing Franks old song, " I did myyyyyyy way !!
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Postby GreekIslandGirl » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:52 pm

miltiades wrote: ... extremely attentive to all of their needs, I cook for them , clean up after them ...


Sounds like she married a WIFE ... not a husband!
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby Paphitis » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:13 am

Pyrpolizer wrote:Bravo Milti for your honesty.

A few years ago I had to visit an urologist. He was an old classmate.
While chatting he told me <Look at all those old men waiting outside. They come to me for an injection, so they go fxxx some whore afterwards. LOL I said why don't they use Viagra? Nooo, he said injection is the No1, 10 times stronger. I make all my money from this, Kypreoi are the most crazy men in the world for their villi.> :roll: :lol:


WTF?
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby Paphitis » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:14 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
miltiades wrote: ... extremely attentive to all of their needs, I cook for them , clean up after them ...


Sounds like she married a WIFE ... not a husband!


That's what I was going to say! :mrgreen:

Can I have some Lemon Cake?

http://m.aww.com.au/food/recipes/2007/3 ... emon-cake/
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby miltiades » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:38 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
miltiades wrote: ... extremely attentive to all of their needs, I cook for them , clean up after them ...


Sounds like she married a WIFE ... not a husband!

Many would say I would have made a bloody good wife if I was a woman. I love cooking, I hate making the bed and hoovering, Im ok with washing up, ok with most household chores and Im bloody good in....bed :lol: :lol: I just fall asleep :lol:
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:09 am

miltiades wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
miltiades wrote: ... extremely attentive to all of their needs, I cook for them , clean up after them ...


Sounds like she married a WIFE ... not a husband!

Many would say I would have made a bloody good wife if I was a woman. I love cooking, I hate making the bed and hoovering, Im ok with washing up, ok with most household chores and Im bloody good in....bed :lol: :lol: I just fall asleep :lol:


All Cypriot men can say they love *cooking*. But Barbecuing is NOT cooking. It's playing with fire and flesh. That's what they like. :)

Anyway, I wish you and everyone - kalo pasxa - kali lampri - Happy Easter - :D

(Milti mou, I am so pleased to hear there is a spring in your step again. :) )
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Re: THERE IS NO PLONKER LIKE AN ...OLD PLONKER !!!

Postby miltiades » Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:19 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
miltiades wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
miltiades wrote: ... extremely attentive to all of their needs, I cook for them , clean up after them ...


Sounds like she married a WIFE ... not a husband!

Many would say I would have made a bloody good wife if I was a woman. I love cooking, I hate making the bed and hoovering, Im ok with washing up, ok with most household chores and Im bloody good in....bed :lol: :lol: I just fall asleep :lol:


All Cypriot men can say they love *cooking*. But Barbecuing is NOT cooking. It's playing with fire and flesh. That's what they like. :)

Anyway, I wish you and everyone - kalo pasxa - kali lampri - Happy Easter - :D

(Milti mou, I am so pleased to hear there is a spring in your step again. :) )

And my warmest LAMBRI wishes to you S and all the family.
My cooking by the way is quite varied, not BBQ, french, italian, continental and Cypriot.
As I said earlier my marriage was one of in- convenience and does have a fast approaching ...sell by date !!But I have enjoyed it :lol:
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