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Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

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Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?


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Penis prosthesis
0
No votes
 
Sonneti (Turkish circumcision)
1
11%
 
Oceanside50
Frontal lobotomy
1
11%
 
CBBB
Had a sex change
0
No votes
 
Replaced brain defibrillator
0
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Had Breast implants
0
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Cellulite removal under the cranium
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Subject of lab experiments
0
No votes
 
Donated bum marrow for Yialoser
3
33%
 
bill cobbett, Get Real!, Paphitis
Other (please specify below)
4
44%
 
GreekIslandGirl, kurupetos, puffik, yialousa1971
 
Total votes : 9

Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby Get Real! » Sun Feb 23, 2014 3:46 am

Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital? :?

Alarmed and concerned we are all wondering why our friend Kurupet was admitted to a hospital so here’s your opportunity to guess the reason before he reveals his shocking secret! 8)
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby Cap » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:48 am

In traction after picking a fight with a four-eyed commie Jew. :D
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 1:01 pm

You are both envious of our Kurupetos. :D

I believe he was donating a kidney to save the life of an illegal African immigrant that had wormed his way here via a pseudo-uni in the occupied north.

Such is his magnanimity! 8)

Bravo Kurupetonaras mou.
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby Paphitis » Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:36 pm

There is more than one possibility in the above list.

I found it quite difficult to choose between donating bum marrow to YiaLoser, cellulite removal from under the cranium, brain defibrillator change and frontal lobotamy.

Maybe there could have been an "all of the above".

Hope his brain works now!
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby puffik » Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:51 pm

Intestinal surgery
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby Jerry » Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:54 pm

puffik wrote:Intestinal surgery
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A 7Up bottle no doubt.
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby kurupetos » Sun Feb 23, 2014 7:24 pm

All wrong. :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby Get Real! » Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:43 pm

puffik wrote:Intestinal surgery
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:shock: Whoa, that’s the 2ltr! :lol:
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:17 pm

He got bitten by his pet Goblin (Bill C).
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Re: Why was Kurupet admitted to a hospital?

Postby kurupetos » Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:16 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:He got bitten by his pet Goblin (Bill C).

That's why I had to put it to sleep. :cry:
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