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[Archimedes]

A banker who was a hard nosed businessman was vacationing in a small coastal village. While walking near a pier he saw a small boat with just one fisherman. Inside the boat with the fisherman were several yellow-fin tuna. The businessman complimented the fisherman on the quality of his catch and asked how long it took to catch them.

“Only a little while,” he replied.

The businessman then asked why he didn’t stay out longer and catch more fish.

The fisherman said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.

“But what do you do with the rest of your time?” the banker asked.

The fisherman responded, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take a nap in the afternoon, and stroll into the village each evening with my wife where we relax and sing and I play guitar with our friends. I have a full and busy life.”

The businessman scoffed, “You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat and with the proceeds buy a fleet of boats. Instead of selling your fish to a middleman, you could sell directly to a processor. You could eventually open your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You could leave this small village and move to a big city where you could run your expanding enterprise.”

The fisherman asked, “But how long will this take?”

The businessman replied, “15 to 20 years!”

“But then what?” asked the puzzled fisherman.

The banker laughed and said, “That’s the best part. You can sell your business and retire and move to a small coastal fishing village where you could sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take afternoon naps, stroll to the village in the evenings with your wife where you could relax, sing and play guitar with your friends. You would have a full and busy life.

The fisherman smiled at the businessman, quietly gathered his catch and walked away.

[Paphitis]

The Banker is right but he forgot to mention that after the Fisgerman expands to a fleet, he will employ staff, a Russian nanny with big tits, and have even more time to take naps, play with children and have lots of sex with wife and big chested Russian Nanny and the kids could be sent to the best private schools money can buy.

He would live happily ever after!

[Oceanside50]

……..and then the wife catches the dude playing with the Russian fun bags and files for divorce and takes everything and then the dude is kicking tin cans down the road and sleeps under a bridge….THE END

[Paphitis]

……..and then the wife catches the dude playing with the Russian fun bags and files for divorce and takes everything and then the dude is kicking tin cans down the road and sleeps under a bridge….THE END

The key is to not get caught until you have expanded your fishing from a bit of fishing to a global Tuna Empire!

From there, the hapless fisherman can speak to the Bank Manager and get a Line of Credit to pay the missus out since she is that evil. He is better off without the Bitch! Afterall, his Empire would now be worth many millions, so who cares if the missus ends up with a small slice. From the sound of it, the fisherman is not greedy. Without the nagging of his Greek missus, he could now spend more time on his guitar, and with the Russian Nanny.

He can then see his lawyers and get custody of the kids.

Since he separated from the missus, he will now need a good Personal assistant with big tits.

From now on, the fisherman can get all his fishermen to fish a lot, while he plays with children, then bonks the Russian Nanny, has an afternoon nap to recover, have a stroll into the village with the new personal assistant with big tits, then go home and bonk her, then relax and serenade her and her lesbian girlfriends with his guitar.

Then he can live happily thereafter!

[Cap]

……..and then the wife catches the dude playing with the Russian fun bags and files for divorce and takes everything and then the dude is kicking tin cans down the road and sleeps under a bridge….THE END

[GreekIslandGirl]

The fisherman smiled at the businessman, quietly gathered his catch and walked away.

Nice.

[Paphitis]

The fisherman smiled at the businessman, quietly gathered his catch and walked away.

Nice.

I feel sorry for his kids!

[Flying Horse]

A nice story illustrating 'live to work, or work to live'.

[Oceanside50]

……..and then the wife catches the dude playing with the Russian fun bags and files for divorce and takes everything and then the dude is kicking tin cans down the road and sleeps under a bridge….THE END

The key is to not get caught until you have expanded your fishing from a bit of fishing to a global Tuna Empire!

From there, the hapless fisherman can speak to the Bank Manager and get a Line of Credit to pay the missus out since she is that evil. He is better off without the Bitch! Afterall, his Empire would now be worth many millions, so who cares if the missus ends up with a small slice. From the sound of it, the fisherman is not greedy. Without the nagging of his Greek missus, he could now spend more time on his guitar, and with the Russian Nanny.

He can then see his lawyers and get custody of the kids.

Since he separated from the missus, he will now need a good Personal assistant with big tits.

From now on, the fisherman can get all his fishermen to fish a lot, while he plays with children, then bonks the Russian Nanny, has an afternoon nap to recover, have a stroll into the village with the new personal assistant with big tits, then go home and bonk her, then relax and serenade her and her lesbian girlfriends with his
guitar.


Then he can live happily thereafter!

…and then the dude wakes up under his favorite bridge and realizes that its his pet squirrel peeing on his neck and not a Russian bombshell with big boobs….

[Archimedes]

The fisherman smiled at the businessman, quietly gathered his catch and walked away.

Nice.

I see Paphitis didn't understand the moral of the story. Little man all he thinks about is money.