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by **bill cobbett** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:50 am

The sheep-rustlers of Occupied Lourougina are back to their unsavoury habits with reports that sheep have been stolen from farms in the Free Areas just the other side of the barricades there.

Sheep have again been stolen from farms at Lympia, Potamia, Dhali and Athienou.

( The police of the Republic have said that they are looking for a suspect who was seen in the area and who is described by one witness as "an overweight, ugly-looking and balding bugger of low IQ dressed only in sovraga" )

http://famagusta-gazette.com/rustlers-s ... 823-69.htm

by **Cap** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:58 am

by **Paphitis** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:04 pm

Vordo must be on vacation again! :roll:

by **kurupetos** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:55 pm

After shagging, he will eat the victim. :lol:

by **Lordo** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:43 am

you seem to be well versed in these matter my little xredjehalosheepsaggergullui

by **denizaksulu** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:24 pm

kurupetos wrote:After shagging, he will eat the victim.

According to Khomeinis Little Green Book, eating a shagged sheep is haram and its punishment is hanging by the neck.

by **kurupetos** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:39 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
kurupetos wrote:After shagging, he will eat the victim.

According to Khomeinis Little Green Book, eating a shagged sheep is haram and its punishment is hanging by the neck.

Don't worry Deniz, Lordo is a muslim only on Wednesdays... He will just have to eat it tomorrow... :wink:

by **Mustiejodu** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:45 am

Don't insult my village , it is not occupied ,there are still the original people from lourougina there .you love using this word occupied . I will come and occupy your face if you don't choose your words wisely . I find your remarks very offensive . My family are from lourougina 7 generations since the Ottoman Empire and my back ground is very well documented . The village has lourougadis there no one ekes like Philippines or Russians or Asians . Your side is occupied by all sorts .i don't want Turks from turkey here ,or Asians or Russians or Philippines so forget about the word occupied because it don't mean shit these days . Europe has occupied your side and all sorts are coming in to your side like criminal elements from Russia,Polish and all these Philippines that the old men are using for their relief , crime has risen at shocking levels you can't keep your doors unlocked anymore . You need to stop using stupid words like occupied and start to sort this shit you have caused in this country. Don't worry I have not finished with the turkish side . The lowest of the lowest has been allowed to the turkish side in the major cities and they have destroyed the cypriot culture . At least in the villages we are still cypriot and lourougina is and will all ways stay cypriot and if as you call it we are occupied then at least lourougina will be kept safe from all the influence of shit like you and Turks from turkey . When the priests in 19 th century tried to convert lourougina to christianity we hanged them . No one can occupy lourougina greeks or Turks so bugger off .