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Two Dutchmen and two Belgians are traveling by train. At the station the Dutch each buy a ticket and watch as the Belgians buy just one ticket. "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Dutch astonished at what he is seeing. "Watch and learn," answers a Belgian.

They all board the train. The Dutch take their respective seats but the Belgians cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand... The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Dutch see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so for the return trip they decide to try a similar plan.

When they get to the station, the Dutch are at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Belgians don't buy any ticket at all. "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says one of the Dutch. "Live and learn," answers a Belgian.

When they board the train the Dutch cram themselves into a toilet and the Belgians cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, a Belgian leaves the toilet, walks over to the Dutch's toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."