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by **Schnauzer** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:02 pm

I bought myself a dog to guard the house BUT, every time the doorbell rings it runs into a corner, it's a 'Boxer'. :wink:

by **Cap** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:13 pm

Starve the dog thoroughly
Before feeding, pack chunks of raw meat into a a shirt and a pair of pants and place behind door. Ring the bell, open the door. Let the dog eat.
Repeat.
Classical conditioning thanks to Ivan Pavlov.

Problem solved.

by **Cap** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:18 pm

joke was good btw.

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:26 pm

Cap wrote:Starve the dog thoroughly
Before feeding, pack chunks of raw meat into a a shirt and a pair of pants and place behind door. Ring the bell, open the door. Let the dog eat.
Repeat.
Classical conditioning thanks to Ivan Pavlov.

Problem solved.

Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Next visitor to ring your door bell will be dog-meat!

(Like the joke too

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